I really doubt that anyone outside Miami-Dade will find this nearly as funny as I do, but I couldn’t resist posting Jamónton, the musical saga of Alejandro Jamónton – the founding father who brought the Cuban sandwich to America.
Category Archives: Completely Different
(Or as happy as it can be under the circumstances…)
Here, at least, is something to enjoy:
Dan Povenmire, Weird Al and the gang bring some cheer.
Sounds plausible to me.
Making the rounds (wish I knew the original author, I’d credit…Update According to the comment below, this is by Rabbi Richard Hirsh, of Bryn Mawr, PA):
The Torah Speaks of Four Kinds of People Who Use Zoom:
The One Who Does Not Know How to “Mute”
The Wise Person says: “I’ll handle the Admin Feature Controls and Chat Rooms, and forward the Cloud Recording Transcript after the call.”
The Wicked Person says: “Since I have unlimited duration, I scheduled the meeting for six hours—as it says in the Haggadah, whoever prolongs the telling of the story, harei zeh ‘shubah, is praiseworthy.”
The Simple Person says: “Hello? Am I on? I can hear you but I can’t see you.”
[Jerusalem Talmud reads here: “I can see you, but I can’t hear you.”]
The One Who Does Not Know How to Mute says: “How should I know where you put the keys? I’m stuck on this stupid Zoom call.”
To the Wise Person you should offer all of the Zoom Pro Optional Add-On Plans.
To the Wicked Person you should say: “Had you been in charge, we would still be in Egypt.”
To the Simple Person you should say: “Try the call-in number instead.”
To the One Who Does Not Know How to Mute you should say: “Why should this night be different from all other nights?”
You can find an all-too-serious discussion of a Zoom (pre) Seder here but it will take you over an hour to listen to all of it.
Apparently this is making the rounds in France:
*Un avis de l’Association des psychiatres: *
* Chers citoyens: *
* Pendant la période QUARANTAINE, il est considéré comme normal de parler à vos murs, plantes et pots. Veuillez nous contacter uniquement s’ils répondent.
Which translates more or less to:
* Notice from the National Psychiatric Association: *
* Dear citizens: *
* During this period of QUARANTINE, it is considered normal to talk to your walls, plants and pots. Please contact us only if they reply.