Apparently this is making the rounds in France:
*Un avis de l’Association des psychiatres: *
* Chers citoyens: *
* Pendant la période QUARANTAINE, il est considéré comme normal de parler à vos murs, plantes et pots. Veuillez nous contacter uniquement s’ils répondent.
Which translates more or less to:
* Notice from the National Psychiatric Association: *
* Dear citizens: *
* During this period of QUARANTINE, it is considered normal to talk to your walls, plants and pots. Please contact us only if they reply.
Times may be tough, but at least we have The Onion’s biting headlines:
…and my current favorite…
Heard from my office – no idea who the speakers were.
Voice1: “This printer must be Jamaican.”
Voice1: “It’s always jammin!”
Certainly offers a whole new world of meanings to
rasterizing… While all eyes are focused on Russian interference in US elections (or, in the case of reality deniers, on imagined Ukrainian interference), a force planning to intervene in our domestic affairs is marshaling on our southern border.
I refer, of course, to
former Mexican President Vicente Fox.
In an undemanding sort of way
Kay & Peele,
If Hogwarts were an inner-city school