Author Archives: Michael Froomkin

Almost as Good as Lightbulbs

Has John Quarterman figured out the next best thing since the lightbulb joke? Let’s listen in:

Perilocity: Why Did the Titanic Sink?: Let’s ask some people in different lines of work:

Reporters:
    because it hit an iceberg.
Executives:
    because it had the wrong captain.
Security professionals:
    because its rivets were stressed from temperature changes.
Security managers:
    because it didn’t have radar to detect the iceberg.
Risk managers:
    because it didn’t have access to a distributed iceberg detection system.

As jokes go it’s highly extensible. Not quite as funny as the lightbulbs, but I’ll take what I can get.

So let’s add some…

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A Chance to Help Raise the Quality of the Florida House

A correspondent writes,

I see in your blog from March of this year that you called attention to Florida House member Dennis Baxley’s ridiculous idea to make sure students can “express their views” in the classroom. Unfortunately I live in his district. The good news is that he faces a challenger this year in November, a young democrat who is an Iraqi war veteran but now works at a women’s domestic violence center. His name is James Walker. I am not associated with his campaign, but have been trying to help him and have given him the maximum $500 myself.

Are you interested in doing something about Baxley and legislators who propose crazy ideas like his? I suggest you round up your friends who have an interest in this issue and each give James Walker $50 for his campaign. The only way to temper people with crazy ideas like Baxley is to try to throw them out of office. This is an excellent chance to do so. Baxley has no business serving in our legislature.

Here is a link to James Walker’s website:

P.S. Baxley’s legislation relates directly to religion and his disbelief in the theory evolution. What he really wants is for students to be able to argue in favor of creationism, and against evolution, and not be penalized in any way (i.e. meaning graded down). Baxley is a far right wing religious conservative.

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“The Blog that Ate a Presidency”

No, not that Presidency — a University Presidency. Inside Higher Ed has a story about a blog that helped bring down Uma G. Gupta, until recently the president of the State University of New York College of Technology at Alfred.

Personally, I’m not sure how significant or surprising it is to learn that an anonymous blog served as a major rallying point in taking down a highly unpopular and perhaps incompetent university administrator. But it’s interesting that some of the commentators over at Inside Higher Ed think it’s an awfully big deal.

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In Which Judge Young Throws the Booker at Sentencing Law

Today Judge William G. Young issued a 125 page opinion in US v. Kandirakis that is going to be an instant classic in sentencing law, a subject much roiled by the Supreme Court’s weird and fractured decision in United States v. Booker, 543 U.S. 220 (2005).

Basically, Judge Young holds that the entire system of federal sentencing is an illegal, unprincipled mess. Which it is. But can you say that? Apparently you can. Here’s just a tiny taste from the text at footnote 41 of the opinion,

That our laws routinely require a defendant’s sentence to be based upon what a judge believes an offender “really” did, as opposed to the actual crime of which he was convicted by the jury, is nothing less than offensive — let alone unconstitutional.

Then the footnote:

A recent, appalling example is found in an unpublished, per curiam opinion of the Eighth Circuit. United States v. Rashaw, No. 05-1839, 2006 WL 688041 (8th Cir. Mar. 20, 2006). Rashaw had been convicted “on two counts of being a felon in possession of a firearm and of one count of possessing an unregistered firearm.” Id. at *1. The district court in calculating the Guidelines, however, set the Guidelines offense level based on “evidence” that Rashaw had, in another incident and with another gun, committed a double murder. Rashaw had never been charged with these crimes, much less convicted. Id. The resulting Guidelines range being higher than the statutory maximum, the court sentenced Rashaw to three consecutive ten-year terms. Id. The Eighth Circuit affirmed this sentence as reasonable. Id. The disposition of Rashaw is scandalous and shameful. Justice Scalia, for the majority of the Supreme Court, had written in Blakely of an eerily similar hypothetical when making a reductio ad absurdum argument refuting “[t]hose who would reject Apprendi”. Blakely, 542 U.S. at 306. That such an appalling result can be “reasonable” under Remedial Booker speaks volumes about the perversity of that decision in specific and of “real conduct” sentencing in general.

If you have any interest in sentencing policy, you need to read this one.

Posted in Law: Criminal Law | 1 Comment

Only Kinda Joking

America’s Finest News Source has the full details on the latest constitutional moves emanating from the White House —

Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self: WASHINGTON, DC–In a decisive 1-0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional power to grant himself additional powers.

The Presidential Empowerment Act, which the president hand-drafted on his own Oval Office stationery and promptly signed into law, provides Bush with full authority to permit himself to authorize increased jurisdiction over the three branches of the federal government, provided that the president considers it in his best interest to do so.

Senior administration officials lauded Bush’s decision, saying that current presidential powers over presidential power were “far too limited.”

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Notes from the Usage Logs

Generally speaking, sp*m is down, especially as I have pretty much disabled trackbacks.

But “invalid login attempts” i.e. people trying to hack into the control panel are way way way up…..

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