Only Kinda Joking

America’s Finest News Source has the full details on the latest constitutional moves emanating from the White House —

Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self: WASHINGTON, DC–In a decisive 1-0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional power to grant himself additional powers.

The Presidential Empowerment Act, which the president hand-drafted on his own Oval Office stationery and promptly signed into law, provides Bush with full authority to permit himself to authorize increased jurisdiction over the three branches of the federal government, provided that the president considers it in his best interest to do so.

Senior administration officials lauded Bush’s decision, saying that current presidential powers over presidential power were “far too limited.”

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4 Responses to Only Kinda Joking

  1. DaveL says:

    It’s amazing what you can accomplish with a good crayon. Purple, no doubt.

  2. Rebecca Ferrell says:

    If Bush can vote to have more power, will he take on a third term? I’m mystifed that even the repulsicans are rolling over for this.
    Our congress is such a hive of worms. They do anything he wants and if he doesn’t ask for it it comes from Cheney or Rove.
    How can we have such an organized crime family in the house? Their duplicity, hypocracy, slander, liable, out right theft, egomanical self absorbotion never seems to end.
    I know that the Dems should be standing up, carping, hindering. They don’t stand up because they want to stay long term careet jobs which is why Hillary and Ombara, among others wouldn’t sign up on censuring the president.
    Everything bush touches, gos to pieces and anyone who opposes them is attacked and Plamed.
    We don’t have any resolutions on that case, there are the quetions of 9/11, the voting in 2004,
    etc.
    If Bush is a good Christian, I don’t wanna go. His actions are so numerous and eggergious its beyond discription and the fat cats that suck up to him and feed off our country’s woes are more monsterous then bares title.
    When is this going to end? Why are the common people’s views ignored?
    Maybe Bush is our karmic pay back for all the things our facists have done to the rest of the world.
    Bush is our Satan, our Stalin, we can’t depose. He’s our Shah, our Pintoche, our Marcos.
    Sad, sad America

  3. Mojo says:

    In a signing statement, Bush indicated that he would refuse to enforce the new law because it implied that he needed to grant himself additional powers while he believes that he already has those powers through divine right. He then granted himself the power to “see through women’s clothing, just like Superman!”

  4. dougzilla says:

    Way too close to the truth.
    . . . spoooookie!

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