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I Just Got Push Polled in the Coral Gables Election

We’re having an unusually contested election in Coral Gables this April 12th, and the glossy fliers for the Mayor’s race have been streaming into the house. I’ve been meaning to post something about how frustratingly vacuous these mailers are, making the candidates almost indistinguishable on policy. At least they don’t have identical biographies.

But that’s for another day perhaps. Just now I got a call from a supposed survey that devolved into a push poll. After some standard questions about who I was supporting in the Mayor’s race (even though I’m somewhat OK with the incumbent Mayor, I’m undecided because I could be more OK and I don’t know enough about the candidates), and who I supported in the District 4 City Council race, the fun began.

The candidates are Rene Alvarez, Jackson Rip Holmes, Richard Martin, Frank Quesada, Brad Rosenblatt and Gonzalo Sanabria.  I have no idea who I will vote for, although I know two candidates I will vote against: Gonzalo Sanabria, who seems to represent almost everything rotten about local politics (and thus must be presumed to be the favorite to win?) and Jackson Rip Holmes, whom the Miami Herald described as follows:

On Jan. 15, 1988, Holmes was convicted of threatening Jeb Bush, who was under the protection of the U.S. Secret Service when his father, George H.W. Bush, was vice president. He served three years in federal prison and was released on Sept. 16, 1991, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons. Holmes said his civil rights were restored in Connecticut in 1994.

But back to the slimy “poll”.  After the basic question about whether I support any of the candidates, I got another standard-seeming question about what I think the top issue facing the city is (I’m paraphrasing the choices below because I don’t type as fast as the guy talked):

My choices were:

  • City infrastructure
  • Controlling growth
  • Crime
  • Cutting city services to save money
  • Ethics in government
  • Improving the economy and jobs
  • Reviving parks and green spaces
  • Solving traffic congestion
  • Reducing taxes
  • Cutting wasteful spending
  • Cutting excessive payments to unionized workers
  • Improving education

By now I’m not happy with the list. But I picked the last one.

There were then a few questions about the Biltmore Hotel (which owes the city massive back payments). (Again, a paraphrase follows.)

  • How strongly do I feel that the Biltmore should pay back the money it owes?
  • Do I agree that because the Biltmore is so important to the local economy, and because the ‘managers’ of the Biltmore have done such a great job restoring and improving it, and because they’ve only fallen behind on payments because the economy is so bad, that the City should do everything it can to cut them a break.

[Although I agree that forcing the Biltmore to close would be bad for Coral Gables, I don’t agree that the City should enter into negotiations with them in a supine position.  So I tell the guy that I don’t agree with the second question.]

Then it gets better: If I learned any of the following things about a candidate, would it make me more or less likely to vote for the candidate:

  • Candidate is openly gay and living with gay partner [I said this was a plus]
  • [I think I missed one – maybe something about not voting in local elections?]
  • Candidate was endorsed by former Vice Mayor Dorothy Thompson

But wait! Now it gets even pushier:

If I learned that any of the following statements about Gonzalo Sanabria were true, would it make me more or less likely to vote for him (again, these are paraphrased):

  • As member of the Coral Gables Historical Preservation Board, he missed more than 25% of the meetings
  • He spent over 100K of his own money running unsuccessfully in what observers called “the nastiest local election ever”
  • In 12 years as a resident he only voted once in a city election
  • As member of the Miami-Dade Planning Advisory Board he voted at least five times to move the UDB farther west into the Everglades

[I actually suspect these are all true, by the way.  Certainly the last one alone is not only likely true, but plenty of reason to vote against Gonzalo Sanabria.]

Then, on to the grand finale — If I learned that any of these statements about Brad Rosenblatt were true, would it make me more or less likely to vote for him:

  • He has a history of financial problems including an IRS lien for payroll taxes and filed for bankruptcy
  • He was arrested for embezzlement and grand larceny and pleaded no contest

After that I got asked again who I would vote for, but I was still undecided.

Here’s what I’d like to know

  1. Who paid for this survey (the worker drone reading the questions professed to have no idea)?
  2. Am I right in suspecting that the questions about Brad Rosenblatt are just fictions designed to smear him?  If so, should he get my vote out of sympathy for this smear job?
  3. Is this going to be the dirtiest campaign in Coral Gables history?

Meanwhile, I have to decide how to vote in the County recall election, which is in less than two weeks, and in which I have to vote early because I’ll be out of town on election day.  I was all set to vote not to recall Mayor Carlos Alvarez (alas, I don’t get to recall the very recallable Natacha Seijas).  But then I saw the story about the Mayor using county bus drivers to campaign for him — while on the county payroll.    (The Herald followup story has the Mayor running from the issue as fast as possible.)  So now I’m on the fence about that too.

UPDATE (3/8/11): See my coffee/interview with Gonzalo Sanabria.

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Fog!

Miami FogSerious fog is rare in Miami. We get the occasional wisp of mist, but this morning’s drive was the foggiest I can recall in a long time: Visibility was maybe three car lengths in traffic.

Then again, there was much less traffic than usual too, so that was fine.

(Photo: Fog over downtown Miami, January 2008, by miami_jj. Some rights reserved.)

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Miami Left Out In the Warm

Miami MetrorailGlobal No Pants Subway Ride 2011 is scheduled for this Sunday in New York and 47 other cities in 22 countries. But Miami isn’t on the list.

OK. We don’t actually have a subway, just an elevated MetroRail, but even so, where are TransitMiami or SFDB when you need them?

You might ask, given all the beaches in Miami and the people wandering around in swimsuits, whether there would be a point to it, but here’s the thing: due no doubt to the same idiocy that makes the so many Metrorail stations difficult for pedestrians to access, the MetroRail doesn’t go to Miami Beach.  In fact, I don’t think it goes to any beaches.

And anyway it won’t be all that hot this weekend. The forecast is that it will barely get into the mid-70s.

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Recall Vote Coming on Miami-Dade County Mayor

The Miami Herald web page reports the (rather important) story four items below Ear-biting monkey caught after disrupting dinner, but it seems that the Clerk of Courts Harvey Ruvin has certified the petitions seeking a Recall vote on Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Alvarez.

I get a vote in this one, and I’m thinking I’ll vote “no”. I’m open to persuasion, but the whole recall idea here seems to me to be misguided, and largely motivated by the personal pique of a local millionaire. Don’t get me wrong — there are plenty of local politicians I’d happily see recalled, including a nice big chunk of the County Commission. And, happily, several recall petitions are in the works for some of them too. I simply don’t see the case for recalling Alvarez. While not a perfect county Mayor, Alvarez has been considerably better than average. He’s probably a B, on a good day B+, Mayor, in a town where the C- has been far more common and the F not unheard of.

Plus, if we lose Alvarez what do we get? Does the Commission get to appoint his successor? The Herald says, “Under current law, if the mayor is recalled and the commission holds a special election for a new mayor, there is no provision allowing commissioners to appoint an interim mayor.” But what the Herald didn’t say is that if the Commission doesn’t call a special election, they can just appoint a new Mayor. Here’s the relevant text from the Charter:

Any vacancy in the office of Mayor or the members of the Board shall be filled by majority vote of the remaining members of the Board within 30 days, or the Board shall call an election to be held not more than 45 days thereafter to fill the vacancy. The person chosen to fill the office vacated must at the time of appointment meet the residence requirements for the office to which such person is appointed. A person appointed shall serve only until the next county-wide election. A person elected shall serve for the remainder of the unexpired term of office. If a majority of the members of the Board should become appointed rather than elected to office, then the Board shall call an election to be held not more than 45 days thereafter to permit the registered electors to elect commissioners to succeed the appointed commissioners; appointed commissioners may succeed themselves unless otherwise prohibited by the Charter. If a county-wide election is scheduled to be held within 180 days from the date on which the majority of the members of the Board become appointive, the Board may elect to defer the required election until the scheduled county-wide election.

So they don’t have to have an election to replace Alvarez.  But a Mayor appointed by the current Commission likely would be awful.

I  just don’t see the case for this one.

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Annals of Safe Waste Disposal

(A note mainly to myself, but please read along.) As a result of some delayed Spring cleaning…ok, very delayed Spring cleaning…I find I have a number of things to dispose of.

The useful items are going to charities.

Most of the trash I know what to do with.

But I have three classes of toxic waste that take special disposal: batteries, compact fluorescent light bulbs (aka CF bulbs), and a very very old non-functioning laptop.

Radio Shack kindly took the batteries, including the one from the laptop. I removed the hard drive for security. The issue is what to do with the carcass.

Miami-Dade doesn’t make either of these tasks easy. The only place I can find that will take the CF bulbs are the County’s Permanent Home Chemical Collection Centers facilities, which are not exactly next door:

The Centers are located in West Dade at 8831 N.W. 58th Street, and in South Dade at 23707 SW 97th Avenue Gate-B. Normal hours of operation are Wednesday through Sunday, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

The web site doesn’t actually say they take CF Bulbs (although this list includes “fluorescent bulbs” generally), but Greener Miami says they will [2010: Archive.org version], and I trust them. (I did try calling the number for the Centers, but gave up after 10 minutes on hold.) [2010: Miami-Dade has changed the Centers’ web site to make clear that they do in fact take CF Bulbs.]

And even if they will take the CF bulbs, they won’t take the electronics. For that I have to go to certain of the Trash & Recycling Centers (the ones marked with a “2″):

  • North Dade 2*
    21500 NW 47 Avenue
  • Norwood
    19901 NW 7 Avenue
  • Palm Springs North 2*
    7870 NW 178 Street
  • West Little River 2*
    1830 NW 79 Street
  • Golden Glades 1, 2*
    140 NW 160 Street
  • Sunset Kendall 2*
    8000 SW 107 Avenue
  • Snapper Creek 1, 3*
    2200 SW 117 Avenue
  • Richmond Heights
    14050 Boggs Drive
  • Chapman Field 3, 4*
    13600 SW 60 Avenue
  • Eureka Drive 2*
    9401 SW 184 Street
  • West Perrine 2*
    16651 SW 107 Ave
  • Moody Drive 1, 2*
    12970 SW 268 Street
  • South Miami Heights
    20800 SW 117 Court

Sigh.

[Original draft 9/3/2008. In preparation for my blog redesign, I’ve been going through draft blog posts that somehow never made it to publication. This is one of them.]

2010: I still have the light bulbs somewhere.  And as I’m doing another round of cleaning now, the piles of toxics are likely to grow.

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Voting Guide

Miami-Dade county provides a service that allows you to see what your ballot looks like. Given our crazy-quilt administrative structure, and the plethora of ballot initiatives, local races, and local ballot questions, this is almost a necessity.

Here's some voting advice on the more generic items on the local ballot. The most exciting stuff is down-ballot, so be sure and read that part.

Senate: This is hard. If Charlie Crist could squeeze out Kendrick Meek, there might be a case for voting for the utterly unprincipled Crist in order to keep out the evil-principled Marco Rubio. But the squeeze, although it is happening, doesn't look like it is big enough (yet). Meek has a fervent Democratic base, and both Meek and Crist played chicken too long, attacking each other in the hopes one would break and start attacking Rubio.

I think I'm going to vote Meek, because only a near-certainty that it might hold off Rubio could persuade me to vote for Crist. But this is why I'm not voting early.

Congress (FL-18): Another tough choice. The Democratic candidate Rolando A. Banciella seems pretty unattractive to me. For example he believes “Social Security is not bankrupt, it is just mismanaged.” It is not bankrupt, true, but it's also one of the best managed agencies in government. He has promoted views on various local issues that have nothing to do with Congress. He believes in term limits for Congress. On the plus side he opposes the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and would bring the troops home.

The incumbent, Illeana Ros-Lehtinen, is a hard-core Republican on pretty much everything except gay rights. She's a leader in the pro-Cuba embargo brigade, and Cuban revanchism generally.

I'm either not going to vote in this one, or vote for Banciella. It doesn't matter. He won't win.

(Of course if you live in FL-25 vote for Joe Garcia! And if you live FL-22 vote for Ron Klein. Both are good candidates running against bad people.)

Governor: Alex Sink is not my kind of Democrat. She's pretty far to the right of the Democratic party. She's sorta boring. But her opponent, mega-millionaire Rick Scott would be a total disaster. Vote for Sink and pray she wins (polls are very close on this one).

Attorney General: Dan Gelber would be a great Attorney General. Pam Bondi would make the Tea Party very happy. She's ahead.

Commissioner of Agriculture & Consumer Services. Scott Maddox wants to make something of the job. He's trailing in the polls, but would be the best choice.

State Representative District 111. Incumbent Erik Fresen has voted with the bad guys in Tallahassee. Challenger Cristina Albright has run a spirited campaign and deserves your vote.

Non-partisan Judicial Retention Elections. Three Justices of the Florida Supreme Court and two Judges of the 3rd DCA face retention elections. They all deserve a “YES” vote to retain them.

State Constitutional Amendments

Amendment One

Repeal of Public Campaign Financing Requirement.

Proposing the repeal of the provision in the state constitution that requires public financing of campaigns of candidates for elective statewide office who agree to campaign spending limits.

VOTE NO.

A Yes vote here is a vote for more millionaires and billionaires running for office, as no one will have a hope of answering their domination of the airwaves. No thanks.

Amendment Two

Homestead Ad Valorem Tax Credit For Deployed Military Personnel

Proposing an amendment to the State Constitution to require the Legislature to provide an additional homestead property tax exemption by law for members of the United States military or military reserves, the United States Coast Guard or its reserves, or the Florida National Guard who receive a homestead exemption and were deployed in the previous year on active duty outside the continental United States, Alaska, or Hawaii in support of military operations designated by the Legislature. The exempt amount will be based upon the number of days in the previous calendar year that the person was deployed on active duty outside the continental United States, Alaska, or Hawaii in support of military operations designated by the Legislature. The amendment is scheduled to take effect January 1, 2011

Vote how you like. This is a perfectly sensible policy idea, but one that has no place in the state constitution. I'm guessing it will pass. I'll probably vote against it on the grounds that state constitutions shouldn't be cluttered with stuff like this, although I'd certainly support it if it were legislation.

Amendment Four

Referenda Required For Adoption And Amendment Of Local Government Comprehensive Land Use Plans

Establishes that before a local government may adopt a new comprehensive land use plan, or amend a comprehensive land use plan, the proposed plan or amendment shall be subject to vote of the electors of the local government by referendum, following preparation by the local planning agency, consideration by the governing body and notice. Provides definitions.

The amendment’s impact on local government expenditures cannot be estimated precisely. Local governments will incur additional costs due to the requirement to conduct referenda in order to adopt comprehensive plans or amendments thereto. The amount of such costs depends upon the frequency, timing and method of the referenda, and includes the costs of ballot preparation, election administration, and associated expenses. The impact on state government expenditures will be insignificant.

Amendment Four has probably generated the most heat. Developers are fervently against it, and have predicted that the world as we know it will end if it passes. In particular, they argue (almost but not quite entirely unconvincingly) that it will create too many obstacles to even routine projects.

Supporters argue, much more convincingly, that too many localities are allowing too much development against the wishes of local citizens because developers are major campaign contributors. Certainly here in South Florida, that pretty much describes the situation. So if we're to have an Everglades, or any sensible development strategy, vote YES on Amendment 4. You can read more about why to vote yes at Eye on Miami.

Amendments Five and Six

Amendments Five and Six go together. They are about banning the pervasive gerrymandering that has turned a more or less 50/50 state into one with a permanent partisan majority. I think they may be the most important state constitutional amendments ever to go on the Florida ballot — certainly the most important since I moved here in 1992.

Amendment Five

Standards For Legislature To Follow In Legislative Redistricting

Legislative districts or districting plans may not be drawn to favor or disfavor an incumbent or political party. Districts shall not be drawn to deny racial or language minorities the equal opportunity to participate in the political process and elect representatives of their choice. Districts must be contiguous. Unless otherwise required, districts must be compact, as equal in population as feasible, and where feasible must make use of existing city, county and geographical boundaries.

The fiscal impact cannot be determined precisely. State government and state courts may incur additional costs if litigation increases beyond the number or complexity of cases which would have occurred in the amendment’s absence.

Amendment Six

Standards For Legislature To Follow In Congressional Redistricting

Congressional districts or districting plans may not be drawn to favor or disfavor an incumbent or political party. Districts shall not be drawn to deny racial or language minorities the equal opportunity to participate in the political process and elect representatives of their choice. Districts must be contiguous. Unless otherwise required, districts must be compact, as equal in population as feasible, and where feasible must make use of existing city, county and geographical boundaries.

The fiscal impact cannot be determined precisely. State government and state courts may incur additional costs if litigation increases beyond the number or complexity of cases which would have occurred in the amendment’s absence.

Gerrymandering has thoroughly undermined the representative nature of state government. These Amendments seek no less than to restore representative democracy to the State of Florida.

VOTE YES ON AMENDMENTS 5 & 6.

Amendment Eight

Revision Of The Class Size Requirements For Public Schools

The Florida Constitution currently limits the maximum number of students assigned to each teacher in public school classrooms in the following grade groupings: for prekindergarten through grade 3, 18 students; for grades 4 through 8, 22 students; and for grades 9 through 12, 25 students. Under this amendment, the current limits on the maximum number of students assigned to each teacher in public school classrooms would become limits on the average number of students assigned per class to each teacher, by specified grade grouping, in each public school. This amendment also adopts new limits on the maximum number of students assigned to each teacher in an individual classroom as follows: for prekindergarten through grade 3, 21 students; for grades 4 through 8, 27 students; and for grades 9 through 12, 30 students. This amendment specifies that class size limits do not apply to virtual classes, requires the Legislature to provide sufficient funds to maintain the average number of students required by this amendment, and schedules these revisions to take effect upon approval by the electors of this state and to operate retroactively to the beginning of the 2010-2011 school year.

The Florida Legislature is not committed to public education. (See Gerrymandering above.) A few years ago the voters of Florida passed a class-size amendment designed to force the state to fund enough classrooms and teachers to keep class size down to a manageable size. The Republican establishment hated this, and has fought tooth and nail, year after year, to get out from the obligation to actually pay for schooling for people who can't afford private schools. Jeb Bush tried and tried to undermine it (see Democracy Be Damned: Fla Pols Won't Fund Small Classes for example).

Now the budget crunch seems to provide a chance to knock a piece of the stuffing out the proposal. Instead of capping class size, why not cap the average class size? Then a small AP class of ten can be balanced against that unfortunate general English class with fifty.

This amendment is really about just one thing: cutting state funding for education. Don't fall for it. VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT 8.

Non-binding Resolution on Balancing the Federal Budget

A Nonbinding Referendum Calling for an Amendment to the United States Constitution

In order to stop the uncontrolled growth of our national debt and prevent excessive borrowing by the Federal Government, which threatens our economy and national security, should the United States Constitution be amended to require a balanced federal budget without raising taxes?

I have no idea how this even got on the ballot — I didn't know we could have non-binding resolutions in Florida. In any case, this is a brain-dead idea in multiple ways.

To take the simplest, if the US is involved in a war, Congress shouldn't be allowed either to raise or borrow money to defend us? So much for winning WW II.

Or if there's a second Great Depression, Congress shouldn't borrow the money to put the nation back to work, but just let people starve?

VOTE NO on this piece of agitprop.

Home Rule Charter Amendment

Home Rule Charter Amendment Regarding County Commissioner and Administrative Staff Communications

Shall the Charter be amended to allow the County Commissioners to communicate with and ask questions of the County administrative services to assist with the performance of their duties as County Commissioners by removing the Charter requirement that Commissioners shall deal with the administrative service solely through the County Mayor or his or her designee?

I feel least well informed about this one. The Herald thinks it's a bad idea, and so — emphatically — do the very sharp folks at Eye On Miami. In Voter Alert! Vote NO on the local Miami Dade Charter Amendment. By Geniusofdespair they write:

Keeping the commissioners from talking directly to staff is a GOOD thing. They tend to browbeat staff … . The Miami-Dade Home Rule Charter affords staff a little protection by requiring the commissioners to communicate through the Mayor's office. This amendment is a commission POWER GRAB trying to gut the charter provision!!

OK, I'm convinced: Vote NO on the Charter Amendment

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