Author Archives: Michael Froomkin

Debasement of Discourse

Must not let this go without notice.

Via Crooks and Liars, Peronist Rudy Giuliani exposes his moral relativism about torture: it's ok when we do it.

At a town-hall meeting in Iowa last night, Rudy Giuliani did his best impression of a crazy person.

After noting that Giuliani ally Michael Mukasey, the Attorney General nominee, “fudged” his answer on waterboarding, a local woman asked if a presudebt can order waterboarding, even though it’s torture.

Mr. Giuliani responded: “Okay. First of all, I don’t believe the attorney general designate in any way was unclear on torture. I think Democrats said that; I don’t think he was.”

Ms. Gustitus said: “He said he didn’t know if waterboarding is torture.”

Mr. Giuliani said: “Well, I’m not sure it is either. I’m not sure it is either. It depends on how it’s done. It depends on the circumstances. It depends on who does it.

I don't know if he's crazy, but he's certainly dangerous: Rudy ♥ Torture.

Previous related post: Giuliani's irrational hatred of ferrets.

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Gallows Humor

Via Think Progress , Cheney falls asleep during Cabinet meeting on wildfires.

There's a video of him “meditating”. And then the comments there range from over the top to quite funny.

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One for the History Books

Via the Nielsenhayden Sidelights, a link to an unusual obituary which begins, as follows,

Sammy Duddy was a colourful Belfast character who combined membership of one of the city's most lethal paramilitary groups with a career as “Samantha”, a highly suggestive drag act.

Maybe my life is just boring. And maybe that's a good thing.

By the way, this guy is for real. There's also an article about him in an Irish newspaper,

ALMOST every journalist who covered the Troubles in the North has a story about the Ulster Defence Association spokesman, Sammy Duddy who died of a heart attack last week, aged 62.

As well as his role in the UDA, Duddy was a cabaret comedian, often dressing in drag, whose lewd acts were a great draw in loyalist drinking clubs across Belfast in the 1970s. He took serious exception to one New York-based journalist who innocently described him as a transvestite, thinking it suggested he was homosexual. Duddy was married at the time and had five children.

He was also a serious terrorist whose day job involved gathering intelligence and directing attacks against suspected republican terrorists.

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Blowing It

When candidates asked about an important issue find themselves unwilling or unable to give a shorter and clearer answer than Joe Biden, they have a problem.

Both Senators Clinton and Obama have a problem this week.

Senator Dodd has drawn a line in the sand and promised to filibuster any bill that gives retroactive immunity to telecoms companies who conspired with government agents to spy on us illegally. (Leave aside the question of whether the sloppy language also retrospectively immunizes illegal black bag jobs.)

Asked if he would support Dodd's filibuster, Joe Biden, a notoriously long-winded speaker, gave the following extended answer, which I quote in full:

Yes.

Compare that to Clinton and Obama's game playing, per Glenn Greenwald.

Update: Sen. Obama has come up with a clear statement:

“To be clear: Barack will support a filibuster of any bill that includes retroactive immunity for telecommunications companies.”

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Notes From the Trenches

I thought this prosecutor's account of a jury trial was an excellent account of daily life in the trenches.

I wonder if we could work out some sort of law class based around lawyers' accounts of their lives drawing from the so-called practical blawgosphere as much as books? Might teach quite a lot.

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World’s Toughest ‘No Parking’ Sign?

Via Have Opinion, Will Travel, this sign:

noparkingnoreally.jpg

Of course, if this were an intellectual property license, people would seriously argue that parking there gave the owners the right to spraypaint your car.

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