Category Archives: U.Miami

Modern Times

Tar me with the brush of political correctness if you must, but I think that this event, announced in the latest UM undergrad student newsletter, is a weird thing for a student group at a university to be doing:

Miss UM Tickets ON SALE NOW!
The Miss University of Miami Scholarship Pageant is next Wednesday, February 1 at 7:30 pm in the Gusman Hall. Tickets are on sale now in UC 228! They are only $5 for UM students. Come out to support UM’s most beautiful and talented women at this preliminary to Miss America. Group rates and discounts are available – please contact [——–] at [——-]@miami.edu for more information!

Seems it’s been running for a while: here’s an article about the 2002 coronation.

OK. OK. They get scholarships if they win, &tc &tc. Still think it’s passé at best.

Posted in U.Miami | Comments Off on Modern Times

Size Matters. So Does Energy

One of the nice things about being at the University of Miami law school these days is that the faculty is actually somewhat cheerful. Last semester wasn’t much fun, with Wilma and everything, but that’s the past. And the weather is great now too.

Another cheerful thing about the place is that the University itself seems to be poised for good things. We have a new Provost who came and spoke to us a few weeks ago and said a large number of sensible and welcome things. (And one at best arguably sensible and certainly not welcome thing: he intends to be guided heavily by quantitative metrics in evaluating the various schools. So he wants us to identify stuff he can count to see how we stack up against peer institutions. But I digress.)

And certainly a good chunk of the credit for University advancement and general optimism must go to our local dynamo, University President Donna Shalala. While projecting seriousness, she’s also doing a huge capital campaign. She’s hired a pretty strong team (see above). She’s mostly left the law school alone (another smart move). She has a relentless publicity streak, but it’s harnessed in the service of the University: She’s in the paper all the time. Has her name on a regular column in the local section. And she’s a good advertisement for the place.

And did I mention President Shalala’s a sports nut? That counts a lot around here too. And now it seems she’s also got a nice sense of humor, as you can see from this picture which ran as an ad in today’s paper (click for a much bigger image).

Posted in U.Miami | 1 Comment

Excuses, Excuses

If Inside Higher Ed :: Coping With ‘Oy Vey’ Students is to be trusted as an accurate picture of what college teaching is like, our admissions office does quite a fine job of weeding out most of the really painful people.

Posted in U.Miami | Comments Off on Excuses, Excuses

Union Drive Update

It’s nice to see UM students working to support the campus workers.

Union boostersUniversity of Miami students, better known for cheering sports teams than riling administrators, are putting unprecedented pressure on President Donna Shalala to improve conditions for about 400 janitors who struggle with low wages and no health insurance.

It’s an awkward position for Shalala, a public advocate of universal healthcare coverage when she was secretary of Health and Human Services in the Clinton administration. She is about to make UM, where tuition is $29,000 a year, the first university in Florida to raise $1 billion in a single campaign.

Despite that backdrop of wealth, many men and women who keep the private school’s grounds impeccable work for less than $7 an hour.

I should add, though, that from what I hear, this article in the Herald seriously understates the extent to which the UM administration has sought to prevent students from supporting the union drive. For example, when students were handing out water bottles to picketing workers, the administration accused them of holding an unregistered rally — which was true enough, as they were neither a registered student group, nor had gotten permission to rally — and then subjected the ringleaders to a pretty severe dressing down by senior administrators.

Plus, the Herald’s suggestion that President Shalala, one of nature’s controlling personalities, has a hands-off or even genially supportive attitude to the students strikes me as … unlikely. And the quote from our associate dean (who does speak a bit Californian sometimes), makes her sound unfairly dopey.

Posted in U.Miami | 4 Comments

Floored

We may have somewhat unhappy looking carpet in parts of our law library, but here's a problem we don't have:

Leiter Reports: Time to clean the floors…: A colleague, perhaps prone to hyperbole, writes: “In view of the condition of the floor in the faculty lounge, I suggest that we only go into the kitchen area in pairs. A solitary visitor may become stuck, perhaps in a position making it impossible to reach the phone or the door to call for help. Those of you who have seen the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles can appreciate the problems that conditions like this pose even for creatures as powerful as early reptiles.”

Besides…this week they're replacing the underperforming carpet on my floor with nice new clean and modular carpet. Now when someone spills industrial strength coffee on the rugs, and the inffectual cleaners spread it around, they can just take up a section a yard square or so and replace it.

Posted in U.Miami | Comments Off on Floored

Ralph Reed At UM Tomorrow (Updated)

I probably won’t be able to make this one, and if I did I’m not sure I could keep down my lunch while listening to a lecture on “Values and Politics” from Ralph Reed — the guy who orchestrated the campaign painting Max Cleland — of all people! — as anti-American…but if I did, what should I ask him?

Ralph Reed, who chaired the Georgia Republican Party in 2002, has worked on seven presidential campaigns, and served as chairman of the Southeast Region for Bush-Cheney ’04, will lecture on “Values and Politics in America” as part of the University’s President’s Lecture Series on Thursday, November 10, at 6:30 p.m. at the School of Business Administration’s Storer Auditorium.Thursday, November 10 6:30 p.m. Storer Auditorium. Open to the UM Community.

Actually, if I had the chance, the event I’d like to crash is this one:

Media Advisory for Thursday, November 10, 2005

The University of Miami invites members of the media to a lecture and interview opportunity with Ralph reed at 5:30 P.M.

Update: Oooh, Reed is apparently deeply involved in the Abramoff Indian Gambling Scandal. What a good choice of a person to have to lecture students on “Values and Politics”.

2nd Update: You don’t suppose we are paying him, do you?

Posted in U.Miami | 3 Comments