Author Archives: Michael Froomkin

Military Commissions Off to a Rotten Start

Opinio Juris, not a blog given to limp liberalism, finds that the Guantanamo Military Commissions are off to an inauspicious beginning for a”Full and Fair ” Process.

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Values Clarification

Miami Herald, Groups unite to defy military recruiting efforts,

Over the last five years, schools such as Central, which is in a lower-income area, saw twice as many military recruiters as college recruiters.

I don’t begrudge the military the chance to recruit (as long as there’s no trickery); indeed, I’m still waiting for GW Bush to make a nationally televised speech banging the drum. But wouldn’t it be nice if we as a society were as assiduous about promoting education as a means of upward mobility.

Of course, once upon a time, state college tuition was almost free; now it’s much more expensive (Update: here are some stats on declining public funding of community colleges). And we’re making loans more difficult too.

I suppose it helps military recruiting….

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Blonde Joke

It’s going around the Internet as the Best blond(e) joke ever…but a lot depends on how you tell it.

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A Deuced Question

On a more serious note, here’s yet more unsatisfactory advice from the NYT Magazine Sunday “Ethicist”.

Question:

Our university’s faculty club gives members a $2 discount on lunches. A colleague, not a member, habitually cheats the system by claiming the discount. He is now up for tenure. Based on our department’s criteria, he is indisputably qualified, yet I’m inclined to vote against him because of his dishonesty and its potential extension to his research. May I reject him professionally because of his lunch behavior? Anonymous, California

The Ethicist’s Answer:

If you’re eager to respond disproportionally to a colleague’s petty transgression, why not just go over to his house and shoot him? That’ll teach him to cadge a $2 discount.

I realize that his repeated paltry swindles must rankle, and they do add up. Under the circumstances, you may deny this fellow your friendship, but you may not deny him his job.

There’s more I haven’t quoted, but even in full I find this answer very unhelpful. (For example, if the advice is to tattle to the faculty club management, this seems quite likely to lead to the sort of stink that gets back to the administration and would likely have some effect on a tenure decision…)

I do think that fraud or theft, if proved beyond reasonable doubt, is a reason to deny someone tenure, especially in a law school; the only issue here for me is only whether there’s a de minimis exception. I’m not sure it makes any difference if the person were fiddling expense accounts or diddling the faculty club for a discount. Either way, doesn’t it suggest a lack of basic rectitude? And isn’t that relevant?

On the other hand, my instinct is that most non-work-related personal issues that don’t rise to the level of illegality are not relevant to a tenure vote. If the candidate had a messy divorce from a charming spouse, that’s none of our business. And even if the candidate were a serial adulterer, as long as it didn’t involve students, I think I would turn a blind eye during the tenure vote. (Or at least that I ought to.) However, were I ever to encounter job-related cruelty to students, staff, or even colleagues, I’d certainly take that into account.

So my questions to readers are:

1. Are my instincts on either of these questions wrong?

2. If my very much lower tolerance for law-breaking is the right standard, is it right generally, or is there a higher standard for law professors because of the nature of our enterprise? In other words, does it matter more if a teacher of tort is ethically elastic than it would in the cases of teachers of De Hooch, irregular verbs, Nietzsche, plate tectonics, Skinner boxes, statistics, or surgery?

[For debate over a somewhat related question, see the Yale Law Journal Debate Blog; there the question was whether to refuse to publish an otherwise worthy article due to qualms about offensive behavior by the author that had no direct connection to the article.]

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False Dichotomy Alert

OK, the basic message, that sudden riches tends not to cause happiness, is one that studies of sudden lottery winners tends to support.

That said, I still think this is a false dichotomy:

Three Cheers for the Same Old Thing: Much as you might embrace a chance to rebut the assertion that you would be happier with daily foot rubs for life than with $100 million, Dr. Gilbert, whose data is winningly compiled in “Stumbling On Happiness,” due from Alfred A. Knopf in May, said his research clearly supported that message.

I’m sure that if you have the $100 million there is some way you can arrange to get the foot rubs.

That said, I’m prepared to believe this part of the article:

A corollary finding is that a single big payoff – a fat raise, an Hermès Kelly bag, a hot cha cha date – affects people’s essential happiness much less than a routine of small delights. And Dr. Gilbert, for one, is sold. He has found, for example, that one of the best things about being at Harvard is not the prestige of his position but that he can walk to work from his house in Cambridge.

I live about two blocks from my office, and it’s wonderful.

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I Used to Walk to School With this Guy

No, not Sam Alito. Edward Lazarus, author of the clerks’ tale telling book “Closed Chambers,” who appeared recently on the Daily Show.

And Jon Stuart asked him about Weiner v. US (!) I actually teach that case….

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