Those federal judges on the Southern District of Texas have a sense of humor — and a couple of them can really belt it out:
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Laurie Silvers & Mitchell Rubenstein Distinguished Professor of Law
University of Miami School of Law
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Those judges did a great job and you can too!
Find your natural starting note
Explore your default natural octave
Coordinate your lip and throat muscles
Memorize a series of coordinated jumps
Extend your range by singing in different keys
Practice, practice, practice and go to Carnegie Hall