Recent Bluessky Posts- I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵 February 4, 2026 Matthew Hoppock
- Jotwell In'tl & Comparative: Martin Gelter, Finding Familiarity in the Unknown? Independent Directors in Indonesia, JOTWELL (Feb. 4, 2026), intl.jotwell.com/finding-fami.... February 4, 2026 Jotwell
- We're saved! Now let's do it for flu, and then measles... Oh wait... I'm being told we have one for measles but suicidal idiots ready to infect their neighbors don't take it? We're doomed. February 4, 2026 Michael Froomkin
- This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved. February 4, 2026 Garrett M. Graff
- Ok maybe an ICE lawyer not DoJ, but still.... February 3, 2026 Michael Froomkin
This appears on the Urban Legends site. To summarize, in 2003 at least two Kern County CA patrol cars had the decal “We’ll kick your ass” printed on them. Someone photoshopped in “and take your doughnuts too!”
This is TOO Funnie! Brilliant find!
The filling station I stopped at yesterday had about 20 ex-cop cars for sale in the parking lot. Some had the decals removed but many didn’t.
I was wondering about buying one in case I ever needed to pick up Jon Bellushi from a prison, then I remembered he was dead.
Would be fun to add a ‘take your donuts’ decal to one of them…
Are there any specific laws about driving round in cop cars if you are not impersonating a policeman? The main disadvantage would be that the traffic would always slow down around you.
Kern County — Those cops don’t fuck around.