We Can Relax Now: Bush To Unveil Plan to Solve Global Warming

It seems that George Bush has a secret plan in the works to address climate change that he is going to unveil as an October Surprise in order to try to swing the mid-term elections.

He’s going to invade the sun!

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2 Responses to We Can Relax Now: Bush To Unveil Plan to Solve Global Warming

  1. An aide pointed out to him that the temperature would become extreme as the sun was approached, but Bush had an answer– “We’ll do it at night.”

  2. Kiril says:

    Despite criticism that Mars has nothing to do with global warming and is, in fact, farther away from the sun than Earth, the administration continues to insist that we must first reach Mars, calling it “a central front in the war on things we don’t understand.”

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