Category Archives: Sufficiently Advanced Technology

Florida Wins Again

If you are a technogeek you will enjoy this post on The 10 Most Bizarre and Annoying Causes of Fiber Cuts, much expanded by some great comments.

But of course the top incident involves Florida:

There was a landowner whose property stretched across the border between Georgia and Florida. He was mad at Florida DOT because he didn’t get enough money when they purchased the right-of-way to widen the highway that cut through his property. Level 3 had fiber in the right-of-way, so he was mad at us too. One day he decided on revenge, so he jumped onto his backhoe and drove across the state line from Georgia to Florida, right up to the edge of the ROW and dug a 2 foot wide by 10 foot long trench. He then got down in the hole and cut the fiber and the ducts. Then he moved 15 feet south and dug a second trench until he found more fiber and ducts and cut them in a second location.When our field techs got on the scene, Mr. Landowner was waiting on them with his 12 gauge shotgun! He refused to let anyone repair the fiber on threat of death! When law enforcement arrived, Mr. Landowner had moved back over to the Georgia side and claimed he had no idea how the damage had been done. He was out of their jurisdiction. There were no witnesses, and all the law enforcement could do was talk to him and try to get him to confess. At least we were able to repair the damage. But during the conversation with the law, Mr. Landowner spewed anger and said he was going to come back tomorrow and cut the fiber again. Well, that was admission of intent to commit a crime and the rules of jurisdiction didn’t apply anymore. Ha! He was arrested and we were able to see frontline justice after all

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Annotating PDFs — the Missing Function?

The NYT has an article on a subject I’ve been forced to care about, since my office is now effectively more-or-less paperless (it is actually almost fileless, but for most purposes why have paper if you can’t keep it?): How to live without a printer.

The key recommendation in Getting By Without a Computer Printer is pretty obvious:

You can limit contact with your printer by becoming more familiar with PDFs

But the problem with .pdf’s is that I don’t know how to annotate them. I know how to take notes in the margin of a paper document. How do I replicate this virtually, easily, and visibly on a .pdf?

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Google’s New Chromebook Explained (Not)

NYT Gadgetwise blog struggles to explain the new Google ‘Chromebook’ (which seems to be a dumb client cloud-oriented laptop) via Q&A.

So, with these netbooks and laptops that cost the same or less, and weigh the same or less, and come with screens bigger and smaller than Chromebooks, I could still do all those cloud-based things you were talking about, but I could also have a full-fledged computer as well?

So I would want a Chromebook because…?
Good question.

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Stuff we don’t need in Miami

Cool Tools, Izumi Sweater Shaver

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The New York Times Thinks It Can Beat You at Rock-Paper-Scissors

The NYT has an online game of rock-paper-scissors where you play a computer. The computer can be at “novice” or “expert” mode. Supposedly players fall into patterns that the computer can detect, and “expert” mode is based on those patterns while “novice” starts from scratch. I played 20 rounds at expert mode, often deciding what to play then changing my mind at the last minute to the opposite.

My final score was 7-6-7, that is seven wins, six ties, seven losses, which I assume is very consistent with what one would expect from a random outcome. Is there anything to this?

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Intel’s Sandy Bridge Processor Has a Kill Switch – Slashdot.  It’s remotely activated over a 3G network — no Internet connection required.   It’s advertised as a way to turn off the machine if it is stolen.

DDOS anyone?

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RFID Chips In People?


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Slashdot reports,

CNET has reported that Japanese schoolchildren in the city of Osaka will be tagged with RFID tags. Apparently this is in addition to the trial program in Tabe that The Register reported earlier, where parents can track their children on their way to school.

See also, Politech, Mexican officials get selves chipped with implants in arms.

[Original draft 7/14/2004. In preparation for my blog redesign, I found draft blog posts that somehow never made it to publication. This is one of them.]

2010: Still weird, I hope. Of course RFID in pets and livestock is becoming commonplace, so maybe people are not far behind.

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