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Civic Duty Time

I didn’t want this election.

Unlike most people around here, I voted to retain Mayor Alvarez, in significant part because I figured we were unlikely to do any better with any alternative.

I feel somewhat vindicated.

Not that Mayor Alvarez was my dream county Mayor. Far from it. But he seemed honest and energetic. Better than most, maybe any, of the County Mayors I’ve seen in the last 18 years.

But that’s water under the bridge. Election day is upon us. No more procrastination.

Mayor’s Race

There are several hundred candidates for Mayor. No, it only seems that way. Start over.

There are a dozen candidates running for Mayor of Miami-Dade in the non-partisan contest. What’s that? Only 11? Details.

Only three of these candidates have much chance of making it into the runoff that will be required if no one gets 50%, which seems certain. And while I am fully capable of voting for a hopeless candidate if someone is wonderful enough, there’s no one like that in this race, believe me.

So lets look at the big three:

  • Luther Campbell, former 2 Live Crew rapper turned businessman and newspaper columnist
  • Carlos Gimenez, county commissioner until recently represented District 7 (in which I live). Importantly, he’s a former Miami city — not but not county — manager too.
  • Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina.

Do I have to look at this list? Yes. Got to vote for someone.
(Was it unfair to leave out Marcelo Llorente? Maybe. But I’m leaving him out.)

OK. I know people who are voting for Luther Campbell. I can only assume that they have never read his newspaper columns. Or looked at his platform. I mean, really? Really? It’s a sort of fun column, but it doesn’t scream Mayor material.

I am prepared to stipulate that Mr. Campbell is a smart guy, and that his business experience is as relevant to governing in a snake pit as the next politically inexperienced businessman. But I’m rarely impressed by that type, and I’m not going to change even when he’s the most liberal candidate in the race with any hope of making it to the next round.

Not persuaded? He wanted to Fire Erik Spoelstra! Ok, that’s a cheap shot. But not as cheap as some of the shots in his columns.

Then there’s the front-runner, Julio Robaina. He’s raised by far the biggest campaign war chest, well over $1 million, and much of it must be from developers who are salivating at the chance to put one of their own in charge of the County. I don’t like him, and I don’t like a number of his friends. In a court of law Robaina is presumed innocent. In the court of public opinion, he looks awful guilty, not least as someone who seems to do very well loaning money to his ‘friends’ while in office. Please no. Not this one.

Carlos Giminez is an earnest Republican with relevant experience. I have never been one of his fans as a Commissioner as he’s no liberal, not even close. But he is not without attributes: He appears to be honest. He was against the corporate socialism that is the overpriced stadium. He was against moving the UDB before the state legislature declared open season on the environment. He appears to be honest and experienced. In a race like this one, that’s not so bad.

I’ve never voted for him before, but I think it is Giminez this time.

District 7

There are two candidates — the third one got blocked by the Clerk’s office, in a move that seems somewhat dubious to me, but I haven’t researched it.

Assuming the election goes forward, we have a choice between former Miami Mayor Xavier Suarez and a second, different, Julio Robaina who is a former mayor of South Miami.

Suarez wasn’t our worst Mayor ever, and experience has value. I remember him from when I moved here as a sharp guy when he was in office, although he hasn’t seemed as sharp in this race. There is a strong whiff of scandal attached to his name — absentee ballot fraud — although he has a plausible claim of deniability on that one, that it wasn’t done with his knowledge. Even so.

On the issues, though, Suarez has not been impressive in the campaign. On issues like stadium socialism or untrammeled development he’s been squishy or plain wrong.

That drives me to the better Julio Robaina, who has run a better campaign. But reasonable people could differ.

The Ballot Initiatives

Flying under the radar are six ballot initiatives, all bastard children of the Commission’s panic over the Alvarez recall. Torn between their urgent desire to appease angry voters and the equally urgent desire not to reform the things that matter since reform would make things far less cozy for them, we got these six proposals. Polls suggest voters are not impressed. Even so, at least four of these initiatives are clearly worth voting for. Two are tougher calls, although I plan to vote for at least one them also. Question 5 has me torn.

Question 1 would forbid commissioners from holding another job while in office, raise commission salaries from $6,000 (plus about $50,000 in benefits) to $92,097 annually, and establish a 12-year term limit. The Herald says vote no. I say vote YES. Full-time Commissioners paid a living wage would be a good thing. People complain that the term limits should be shorter, but I don’t think our rather dire experience of short term limits in the state legislature suggests that this is a model we want to copy.

Question 2 would prohibit lobbying by elected county officers for two years after returning to private life. Tea Party lover Norman Braman wanted 10 years. I’d be happy with four. Two is better than nothing. Vote Yes.

Question 3 would set up a Charter Review Task Force that, with a super-majority vote, could bypass the County Commission and place proposed charter changes directly to voters during presidential election years. Commissioners would appoint the Task Force members. I don’t think this will do much, and I am not sure I like its anti-democratic tinge. So I’m not sure this one matters, but I will vote for it, I guess.

Question 4 would make the office of the inspector general more independent from elected officials. Again we’re being a bit undemocratic here, but this time with better cause. Auditors and prosecutors need to be independent of the people they may be investigating. Vote Yes.

Question 5 would overturn the “strong mayor” form of government approved by voters in 2007 and return that office’s powers to the commission. I vacillated about the strong mayor ballot change in 2007, on the grounds that yes, the Commission was awful and Alvarez was OK, but who knew what the next Mayor would be like, and what havoc he might cause. The prospect of Julio Robaina as Mayor makes the case for a weak Mayor. Then again, the prospect of the current Commission having more power undermines that case pretty badly. I’m still vacillating on this one.

Question 6: This one is my favorite. It eliminates some of the barriers to citizen petitions and initiatives. Vote Yes. Please vote yes.

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The Dirt Starts in the Miami-Dade Mayor Election

I haven’t blogged about the Miami-Dade Mayor election because it’s mostly depressing. Snap elections don’t, I think, tend to serve the public very well for a host of reasons, and this one fits the mold.

When an unexpected election occurs on a short timetable, only candidates with ready access to funding and/or very substantial name recognition have a realistic shot of election.

When there are no primaries, there tend to be too many candidates for a first-past-the-post election (I’d prefer STV or “instant-runoff” voting). And the sort of debate that might educate voters as to the candidate’s stands, and their mettle, becomes basically impossible. Instead we either get cattle calls in which candidates have too little time to do much more than mouth slogans. The only good news is that it seems certain no candidate will get 50% and then we will get a runoff, at which time we might have some decent candidate events and maybe even debates with followup questions and a greater illusion of substance.

Meanwhile, into this world of hurried and diffuse campaigning comes, of course, advertising. We’ve gotten a handful of mailers, one of them a very unfair attack on Carlos Giminez (see the — much more fair — turn-the-tables parody of the attack ad at Eye on Miami entitled Did Any of You Get This Campaign Flyer in the Mail?).

And the phone rings up to three times a day for robo-calls. Most in a woman’s voice. Sometimes it’s a candidate’s spouse; sometimes it’s just a plummy voice. Until today it’s all been positive campaigning. But today one of the anonymous plummy voices called up and beat up on Hialeah Mayor Julio Rubaina Robaina. Now, it happens that there is a lot to beat up on, as I don’t trust the guy at all (note: do not confuse Mayoral candidate Julio Rubaina Robaina with a totally different ex-Mayor of South Miami also named Julio Robaina who is running for the District 7 seat). [Note to self: Mayoral candidate has a “u”; District 7 candidate has an “o” O’s for everyone: Robaina. Robaina. Robaina ]

I really didn’t like this ad. It equated Hialeah with all things bad, and while that’s practically true of that community’s political leaders, it still seemed presented like an ugly appeal to snobbery — do we want to be like those folks? One particularly sleazy thing about the ad was that when the plummy voice finished beating up on Hialeah, there was a very long pause, maybe ten seconds or more — during which I imagine just about everyone would hang up — before complying with the election law and stating who paid for the ad. And of course it’s some group no one ever heard of, which I think sounded like the “campaign for responsible government” but I may have that wrong.

Because I blogged so intensively about the Coral Gables election recently — more a case of filling a void than a future direction for this blog — a surprising number people have emailed me to ask how I plan to vote in this one. I’ll tell you Real Soon Now™. But despite the fact that I think he got attacked a bit unfairly in this robocall, it won’t be for the Juilo Rubaina Robaina running for Mayor.

Update (5/22): It’s the “Campaign for Honest Government” and there’s a 15 second delay between the end of the talking and the required disclosure. They called again yesterday and today, so I’ve had plenty of chance to time it.

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Joys of Natural Gas

A big truck pulled up in front of the house about an hour ago, and a man rang the door bell to tell me that they werCreative commons photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/cliff_robin/e here to fix the gas leak.

Gas leak? Gas leak??? This was news to me. It seems that Florida City Gas hires some firm to go around and inspect gas meters for leaks, and they found one at our house. No, judging from the yellow cable ties on our pipes, they found two. I can’t hear or smell anything, so it can’t be that serious, but still.

And no one told us. The workmen said they should have rung the bell, and if no one was home they should have left a note. There was no note. They should have told me, but not to worry, it is — they are — very small.

The work team was quick. In half an hour or less they were done. And then the fun began. The work crew can turn off gas supplies, which they needed to do in order to effect their repair. But they are not able or empowered to turn the gas back on. That, says the blue card, requires a call to an 800 number. Fortunately, since my office is undergoing a treatment that the Vice Dean described in a recent memo as akin to “elephants wielding gigantic tree trunks” ranging through the floor, I am at home today, and able to call now rather than at dinner time, when one might just want to cook something.

So I call the 800 number. The automated voice system wants me to punch many numbers, and I do, navigating to the third level in the menu. Then a robo voice tells me I’ll have to be on hold for a bit as they have a lot of calls. I get a moment of muzak, then a click, then silence. More clicks. Silence. Then the dreaded Bell System voice says, “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up…” Yes, I’ve been disconnected.

So I repeat the whole process and get … a human being! He makes me repeat all the info that the automated system already knew. Then he tells me he’ll have to put me on hold to transfer me to another department. Before he does, I explain I’ve been cut off once already — but it seems they know about the problem, they’ve been having lots of trouble with the system, and he promises to call me back if I’m cut off. I also mention that I’m a little perturbed by no one telling me about the leak. He is solicitous, but all he can say is that he’ll make a note of it.

In due course I’m transferred to Jeanne, who has a slow southern voice and very brisk efficiency. Once again I have to explain where the house is (they send me gas, don’t they know where I am?). She wants to know the name of my subdivision too, the first time anyone has asked me this in more than 18 years. Riviera?

As regards my concern that no one told me about the leak, Jeanne is utterly unimpressed. “I think the most important thing is that they told us, so we could come out and fix it.” I agree, but ask if she doesn’t think that maybe I, the resident, should be told too? “No,” says Jeanne. And that is that.

They promise to have the gas back on well before dinner time.

(Creative Commons photo – c.a.muller.)

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Miami Beach 411 Profiles Coral Gables

They like it here! And so do we.

Coral Gables; The City Beautiful Still Lives Up to its Name – Miami Beach 411.

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Herald on Cason’s win

The Herald’s Howard Cohen discusses Jim Cason’s victory in Theories abound on Cason’s ‘miracle’ win in Coral Gables. Yours truly is quoted.

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Absentee Ballots: Cason With Slim Lead, Quesada Crushing

Gables Home Page has the early results from 2,818 absentee ballots, which will be a significant fraction of the total ballots cast (“By 3 p.m. more than 3,000 residents had cast ballots, a little over 10 percent of the city’s 29,679 registered voters.”).

The absentee voters — thought by many to be significantly skewed to an older and more Hispanic vote — went Cason 40%, Slesnick 37%, and Korge only 23%. In Group 4, Quesada was crushing with 53%. Both Rosenblatt and Sanabria were far behind with 18% and 17%.

So presumably this means Quesada wins, because I think he’ll do well on the in-person vote too. Whether it means Cason wins is much harder to say without knowing how much of an absentee effort Slesnick made, and how different the in-person vote is from the absentee. Arguably, there might be more Slesnick voters turning up in person, maybe enough to turn the tide. The 3% gap between them, after all, is only 85 votes, not enough to rest comfortably on.

Polls closed over an hour ago. Where online do they report the results? There’s nothing evident at the Miami-Dade election results page, nor on the City of Coral Gables web page.

Update: I just read here that there were actually 4,683 absentee votes as of Monday, which would mean the numbers above are only partial even for the absentees. If correct, that also means that there could well be more absentee voters than in-person voters, in which case maybe these numbers will hold up after all?

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