Category Archives: Completely Different

Dubya, The Movie

Dubya, the Movie is clever, and there’s no question it is exquisitely cast, but I found myself unable to laugh for some reason.

Update: On the other hand, this song did make me laugh pretty hard. I hope it gets a lot of airplay! (So do these guys.)

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I Laughed! I Cried!

Yesterday, a student told me a very funny joke that he made up:

What’s the difference between an onion and the Bill of Rights?

Answer below…

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My Curmudgeon Moment

This morning NPR was telling me about some program in prisons somewhere where the inmates are trained to run marathons as way of creating self-reliance, rehabilitation, connections with non-inmates and no doubt a host of other good things I was too sleepy to take in shortly after 7am on a Saturday.

Call me a curmudgeon if you must, but my first thought was to wonder whether teaching criminals to run faster really was an optimal use of tax dollars…

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Ominous Omen?

At lunch today there was no fortune in my fortune cookie. Does this mean I have no future?

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Do Not Read This While Drinking Coffee

David Weinberger shares a morning insight. Do not read while drinking coffee.

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Coming Soon to All Kansas Schools?

Wikipedia’s deadpan explanation of a parody religion based on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, AKA Pastafarianism.

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