Author Archives: Michael Froomkin

In Which I Sort of Defend Rep. Allen West from a Charge of Illegal Flag-Wetting

The Daily Pulp accused Rep. Allen West of violating the law against letting the US flag get when when he took a flag Scuba diving in order to be photographed planting it on a reef.

It seems Politifact had nothing better to do than to consider this important question, and in the process of exhaustively considering it, they gave me a call. You can see their report at Bloggers say West violated federal law by diving with American flag, in which they rate the claim as “False”.

Which is sort of true. It’s certainly true that there is a zero percent chance that anyone would be prosecuted for taking a flag underwater, as the US Supreme Court has ruled that a statute (18 U.S.C.A. § 700) banning flag burning was unconstitutional. United States v. Eichman, 496 U.S. 310 (1990), and earlier Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397 (1989). From the flag burning decisions it surely follows that any attempt to prosecute someone for violating 4 USC § 8 by taking a flag under water would fail. [We won’t even discuss the question of submarines’ hulls…]

In any case there appears to be no legal penalty for violating that section (as contrasted to, say, 4 USC § 3, which creates a penalty for using the flag for advertising in the District of Columbia).

Furthermore § 8 is preceded by § 5 which says in part:

The following codification of existing rules and customs pertaining to the display and use of the flag of the United States of America is established for the use of such civilians or civilian groups or organizations as may not be required to conform with regulations promulgated by one or more executive departments of the Government of the United States.

Plus, § 8 (like §§ 5-7) uses the word “should” which also suggests this is not a legally binding rule.

So it’s pretty clear to me that this rule is advisory, or normative, but, not mandatory unless referenced somewhere else in the code, which I don’t believe it is.

This creates the odd (but not unique) circumstance that something can be a violation of a provision in the US Code, yet not a violation of a law that you can actually get arrested or fined for violating. Thus, from an enforcement perspective the rules are, as I told Politifact, an issue of decorum, not law.

Unlike Politifact, though, I’m a bit more sympathetic to the Daily Pulp story, which I’d say was carefully drafted in an attempt to be technically true. The one thing one might question is this sentence: “The Flag Code constitutes federal law, although there is no penalty for breaking this law.” (And I guess the headline too.)

But that just highlight the philosophical question: can you have a “law” that there is no penalty for breaking? If you think that everything in the federal code is “federal law” then the Pulp piece is almost true, subject to the additional complexity that this “law” would be unconstitutional if enforced (it’s not actually unconstitutional only because it is not in fact enforced).

On the other hand, if you don’t buy that — and I think I don’t — then you think the advisory parts are not really “law”. But doesn’t that maybe make the Daily Pulp story maybe “mostly true”. After all, the Daily Pulp article does immediately say the “law” is not an enforceable rule. It’s not as if they falsely suggested Rep. West was facing even a ticket, much less a court date. I’d let them off gently.

On last thought: with coral reefs being endangered, was the flag planting in compliance with environmental law? A quick search suggest it might be so long as the divers didn’t take any coral home with them, nor hit it with a boat.

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How Not to Market Ethics

Suppose you are EthicsGame, LLC, which bills itself as “the leading provider of topic-based simulations and assessments designed to teach ethical decision-making in everyday life.” And suppose that you want to promote your “Summer Camp for Faculty”.

How do you do it? Wait for it…by spamming!

Yes, that’s right: these folks who want to teach me and my colleagues how to teach our students ethical behavior just spammed me and at least one of my colleagues with their free trial offer. (For some unexplained reason they want a “non-university email address” to give us trial access to their online ethics game. Gotta wonder about that one.)

EthicsGame, LLC appears, from a brief web search, to be a for-profit enterprise. No links for them, why give them the Googlejuice.

Plonk.

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The Computers Are Calling

First a computer-controlled voice “polled” me on the upcoming Mayor’s race – likelihood of voting, favorable/unfavorable for both candidates (I pushed the buttons for “unfavorable” to both), who you were likely to vote for (I pushed for Gimenez), party registration, gender, age group.

One minute later, the phone rings and a similar recorded voice tells me that “Hialeah Robaina” (I really do not like that phrase, I do not care if it is polling well as a negative, I think it will backfire) is the highest paid Mayor in the area, knocking down $250,000 of tax dollars to fund his “lavish lifestyle”.

At the end of it there was a five second delay – long enough for most folks to hang up – then it said it was paid for by “Common Sense Now”… whatever that might be. The disclosure laws have been reduced to a mockery.

One minute later the phone rings again. Enough already! But it’s the computer from the kids’ orthodontist calling to remind us about an appointment.

Previously: Report From the Miami-Dade Mayoral Candidate Debate

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Bitcoin Has a “Black Friday”

If I’m reading this chart right, Bitcoins went from a high of over 30 late last week to a low of around 10, before rebounding somewhat to their current price in the higher teens (see updated prices here). A month ago a Bitcoin was trading well under 5 — maybe around 3.

I call Tulip Bulbs.

For more on this see DailyTech – Digital Black Friday: First Bitcoin “Depression” Hits.

Previous post: Why Bitcoin Isn’t As Exciting as it May Sound.

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Remember When…

Pensito Review, via South Florida Daily Blog

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Feisty Howard Troxler’s Last Column

I do not think most Floridians fully realize, and will not for some time, the full damage of what has already happened in Tallahassee. Our state’s governor and the majority of our state’s Legislature believe in exactly one thing: making money off Florida. They have repealed many of the laws that Florida passed trying to make itself a better state. We have, quite literally, propelled this state back into the 1950s, and when the economy explodes again, look out.

Fixing Florida will be fun to watch … as a fan.

I hope the St. Petersburg Times finds a comparable voice to replace Howard Troxler. Won’t be easy. Mr. Troxler got quite wonderfully shrill this past year.

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