Author Archives: Michael Froomkin

Evil Lawyer Humor

Probably I'm the last lawyer-blogger in America to notice the Anonymous Lawyer, which I found via the also-anonymous Partner Blog, And What Thanks Do I Get. AWTDIG is sometimes funny, but has a more serious edge. The kind law students probably won't like. Because it has enough truth to hurt.

The Anonymous Lawyer, on the other hand, mostly has the sort of truth that won't hurt as long as you are not involved. It's no doubt a sign of my moral degeneration that I found this post pretty darn funny. I don't suppose everyone will.

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Robert Waldman’s Blog

Robert Waldman has had a blog for a while, but recently he's upped the pace of his blogging. Read him. Link him (let's raise him from a TLB Crunchy Crustacean).

Here's Robert, making me feel almost sympathetic for Art Buchwald, something I would have thought was impossible,

“A Sorry State of Affairs” indeed

Art Buchwald, Charles Krauthammer and Bill Frist agree

Art Buchwald
Tuesday, April 6, 2004; Page C04

Washington is in a frenzy and it's all because of Richard Clarke. In testifying before the 9/11 commission, he did the unforgivable, the one thing that no government official ever dared to do. He apologized.

When Clarke offered his mea culpa, the White House and Republican senators went ballistic. One leader said: “He had no right to say he was sorry. No one, not even the president, is allowed to apologize for anything that Washington does. It's treason.”

Senator William Frist
reported Friday, March 26, 2004

“In his appearance before the 9-11 Commission, Mr. Clarke's theatrical apology on behalf of the nation was not his right,”

By Charles Krauthammer
Friday, April 2, 2004; Page A25

“Indeed, one has to admire it — the most cynical and brilliantly delivered apology in recent memory: Richard Clarke”

Poor Buchwald. Too much time has passed. His column has such a long lead time that his attempt at satire is totally dated, because, by the time it is published, the op ed page has already printed a more ferocious attack on the crime of apologising than he could imagine. Buchwald has made a brilliant career of exaggerating the hypocricy and nastiness of Washington politics. I'm afraid he has to find a new schtick because is is no longer possible to exagerate the hypocricy and nastiness of Washington politics.

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Scalia’s Actions Speak Louder than Words

Two Reporters Told to Erase Scalia Tapes. Justice Scalia gave a speech today in which he said “The Constitution of the United States is extraordinary and amazing. People just don't revere it like they used to.” Meanwhile, a federal Marshal was ordering two reporters to erase tapes of the speech, even though there had been no notice of a no-taping policy. In one case she went so far as to grab a digital recorder from a reporter who, unfortunately, whimped out:

The reporter initially resisted, but later showed the deputy how to erase the digital recording after the officer took the device from her hands. The exchange occurred in the front row of the auditorium while Scalia delivered his speech about the Constitution.

I'm curious as to what law authorizes a federal marshall — or any police officer — to enforce such a policy at a Justice's request (as opposed to the property owner's, where it might in some states be a form of trespass) outside federal property anyway. (There may well be one, but not doing criminal law, I don't know of it.)

As an administrative lawyer I'd especially like to know how formalist Scalia would explain that when he fails to give proper notice, his new no-taping policy (an addition to his longstanding no-cameras policy) is nonetheless binding on all present. I'm certain he would not apply this nunc pro tunc reading to most other contracts. Indeed, Justice Scalia is the Justice most strongly identified with questioning the government's right to take any retroactive decisions that harm well-founded expectations, e.g. in his concurrence in Bowen v. Georgetown University Hospital.

And, oh yes, since this is a (small) Takings, it's a Fifth as well as a First Amendment violation, isn't it?

Yes, it's a lovely Constitution. Could its current disrepute have anything to do with the nature and quality of its custodians?

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Depressing & Effective

click here for popupAmerican Leftist has produced a very effective and depressing piece of agitprop: a photomontage of GW Bush made up of photos of US service men and women who have died in Iraq.

Viewable in : small, medium, or large.

(found via Boing-Boing, which is on a roll this week).

Update: There's a clickable thumbnail in the right margin above, which I see fine on firefox (and in Movabletype preview mode)…but I don't see it in Explorer.

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Making Plaxto Go Away

Via Boing Boing, via Dan Gilmore, a link to How to Opt-Out of email from that horrible Plaxto's email.

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Meaningless Personality Quizzes, Part 7

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Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis. “You do not know the power of the Dark Side.” There are two possibilities: you are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly scary.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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