Actual real I swear transcript of phone call a minute ago:
[Phone Rings Twice]
Me: Hello?
[Silence on line]
Me: Hello?
[Silence on line]
Me (since this is 2nd such call in five minutes): This is tiresome.
[Loud beep on line]
Strange, possibly synthesized, voice: Goodbye.
[Call terminates]
sigh Maybe not even new?
