Justice Building Blog — which usually reserves its potshots for JD-toting fools and parking space-grabbing police — turns its mordant wit on the hapless Miami Dolphins:
There was a disturbance at the Dolphins training facility yesterday. Several members of the offense were late for team meetings and were stuck in the team’s parking lot.
Turns out they had trouble crossing the white line in the parking lot because it looked awfully similar to the goal line.
