So it turns out that I forgot to buy a wall calendar this year, and there's now a blank spot on my office wall where it belongs.
So I figured I'd go to Amazon and get the cheapest non-disgusting calendar I could find. This turns out to be a somewhat harder project than I had initially imagined.
Searching for “2009 calendar” and sorting by price gave me the following choices.

The cheapest, at just 28 cents. But I don't want to advertise any products.
The following were all just under $1:
Throwing another quarter in the kitty (and ignoring Kindle calendars, fridge magnet calendars, and travel-sized calendars) raised me to:
It would take almost $2 to achieve these dizzying heights of style:

I can sort of see the Beaches thing, maybe, except we have those here, so why do I need it on my calendar?
Under $3:
Oh heck, maybe I should get one like last year.

