Intelligent Carpet

More from the Inq., but this time I’m hoping it’s April Fools come early,

Intelligent carpet can autodiscriminate: A NEW FORM OF automated prejudice is set to make business decision-making far more efficient.

The intelligent carpet, invented in Japan, can tell bosses the age, sex and weight of the person walking across it. Experts predict that in business recruitment … the process of snap decision-making could be streamlined to achieve faster judgements.

Will being called on the carpet ever be the same?

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One Response to Intelligent Carpet

  1. bttr sx says:

    Yeah, right, like science could ever develope such a carpet. But then look at the source of the article…

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