When I saw this headline at CNN, I thought it was some sort of early April Fools joke, but it’s real: Scalia addresses wild-turkey hunters
Scalia addresses wild-turkey hunters.
Scalia addresses wild-turkey hunters.
Yes, it’s real.
(Actually, there’s nothing necesarily wrong with a Justice addressing “the nonprofit turkey federation” which “is dedicated to conserving wild turkeys and preserving hunting traditions.” But it’s still a funy headline.)
Hunting to preserve turkeys is like …. Those of us from the Viet-Nam protest era know the rest.
“Wild-turkey hunters” doesn’t refer to their target but to their favorite pre-hunt beverage. Not everybody has the willpower to settle for just a couple of beers like Cheney.