Here’s some free advice:
Do NOT listen to The Future Bible Heroes‘ “Losing Your Affection”. Not even if Neil Gaiman endorses the band. The problem isn’t that it’s especially wonderful or awful, although it’s not at all bad, but the lyrics rattle around in your head for DAYS.
Who needs to through the day with lines like
- “I would rather rub the hair of a bear in her lair/ In the opposite direction,” or
- “I’d rather be the queen at the guillotine/ in a bloody insurrection” or, most insidious of all,
- “I would rather be the dog food in front of the dog/ than be losing your affection.”
rattling around in your head?
Note to self: Avoid WVUM until it’s safe again.
