.209448819 Brooksies

By this metric, I rate .209448819 brooksies. That will do.

[If I google “Michael Froomkin” then I get “about 26,600” hits (“Froomkin” gets much more, but much of that's due to my famous brother). But the MTGoogleRank plugin in the right margin 'only' sees 18,800 hits for the same search. I have no idea why. Perhaps the smaller number excludes multiple pages on the same site?]

Update: Kevin Drum wants “one brooksie” to be a fixed metric of 127,000 google hits, like the meter. But why shouldn't this flucturate like a currency given the rise and inevitable fall of the increasingly lame columnist?

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4 Responses to .209448819 Brooksies

  1. This is an outrage. 0.0014566 brooksies? I’m going to draft a suit against the Dept. of Weights and Measures or whatever its called now, and just wait for this to be even remotely adopted. First I’m short, now my brooksies are low? I need this?

  2. Randy Paul says:

    Well, I get a little more than 1/2 as many as you at .115 Brooksies, Michael, but I’m given a big assist by the porno actor with the name Randy Paul.

  3. Greg says:

    My Brooksies are embarrassingly low. I will now hang my head in shame.

  4. Mojo says:

    My brooksie rating was abysmal. Then I noticed that not a single one of the hits was really me anyway, just others with the same name. I’ve now changed my name to Madonna and my brooksies explode with delight.

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