Monthly Archives: June 2004

Let’s Translate This Phoenix International School of Law Ad

This ad popped into my mailbox:

Faculty Positions. Phoenix International School of Law (PISL) seeks candidates for full-time and visiting faculty positions. Applicants should be (1) student-centered; (2) skilled instructors and effective mentors; (3) comfortable with change; (4) attracted by the unique challenges and opportunities of a start-up institution; (4) multiculturally competent; and (5) committed to management and faculty development based on a best practices model. They also should have the capacity not only to educate but inspire, share the institution's priorities of graduating practice-ready lawyers, possess interpersonal skills that contribute to positive group dynamics, and appreciate the need for processes that facilitate a nimble and agile institution. PISL is committed to meeting all standards necessary for approval by the American Bar Association, including those governing job security and academic freedom. It seeks to attract individuals, however, who understand that these interests are optimized not by formal safeguards but upon the quality of group dynamics. PISL anticipates commencing operations with a small part-time division in Spring 2005 and full-time and part-time divisions in Fall 2005. Please submit applications to Donald E. Lively, Dean, at cwarner@carolynwarner.edu.

Despite the stuff about “meeting all standards necessary for approval by the American Bar Association, including those governing job security and academic freedom” this doesn't sound like they believe in tenure, does it? That should set the cat among the pigeons.

As it happens I agree that it's group dynamics — esprit de corps, shame even — that keeps some tenured people being good citizens, teaching well, and being productive long after their salaries have maxed out in real dollar terms. (For most, though, it's their natural obsessive-compulsive tendencies.) But an ad that feels a need to make a point of this stuff, plus the reference to “comfortable with change” and “committed to management and faculty development based on a best practices model,” well, that looks like code for something I don't think I'm going to like the looks of.

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Round Up of Good Stuff

I'm back in Miami, but very very tired. The conference was great fun, and I learned (and ate!) a lot, but the journey home was long. Got up early this morning (before the hotel was serving breakfast), drove from beautiful Santa Fe to Albuquerque, changed planes in Dallas, then finally got home around dinner time.

So here are short links to some blog stuff that hit my feed reader. Several deserve more reaction or praise, but I haven't the energy.

  • Talkleft, CEO Paid To Go To Prison. You are a financial services provider. Your CEO is going to jail for 18 months and is fined $2 million. Let's pay him $4,611/day plus a $2 million bonus to make up the fine, plus more bonus to be announced.

“the CIA's credibility has never been lower. Crazy people no longer believe the CIA is implanting a chip in their heads to listen to their dreams. They just don't think they can pull it off. It's a sad day for America when even our paranoid schizophrenics realize they don't need to wear the alumnimum foil hats anymore.”

The Houston journal wants a final draft of the paper in two weeks, so I think I'll do fixing and tidying before posting anything. If anyone is really keen to have it now and will promise comments in exchange for an e-copy now, drop me a note.

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Not Just Liars. Bad Ones.

Eric Muller is justifiably outraged at the Administration's two-faced, political, logically inconsistent approach to information releases. See IsThatLegal?.

Indeed, how is that letting 9/11 families discuss the contents of their family members' last words would help the terrorists, so it has to be secret, but it's ok to release lots of info about Padilla, disclosing sources and methods, and not incidentally smearing him while the Supreme Court deliberates?

I'm sure the answer is related to why it is that losing a CIA director at a time when there won't be a real replacement named until after the election is harmless, but losing Rumsfeld would be a terrorist victory.

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Structured Procrastination

Brad DeLong points to an essay by John Perry called structured procrastination. Who would have imagined there was such a nice name for one of the organizing principles of my life.

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‘Trademark in Transition’

I'm off to Santa Fe today to speak at a symposium organized by the University of Houston on “Trademark in Transition”. This is a slightly terrifying thing to do as I do not, in my heart of hearts, think of myself as a trademark lawyer.

The other presenters are Graeme Dinwoodie, Stacey Dogan, Bill Landes, Mark Lemley and Glynn S. Lunney, so I will be surrounded by many of the stars of US trademark law, not to mention Thomas McCarthy, author of the finest US trademark treatise. What am I doing in this august company? Well you might ask. And I did. It seems, according to the organizers, that I am on the program because they wanted something a bit 'offbeat'. Now 'offbeat' is not the first word you might think of when you think of trademark law, a subject whose charms center on its basically commonsensical approach to problems and the relatively high quality of the draftsmanship of the most important governing of its statutes, the Lanham Act. (Hey, you think the Lanham Act is bad, let me introduce you to environmental law!)

Emboldened by the organizers' admission as to the reason for my presence, I have written a weirder-than-usual paper called “When We Say US™, We Mean It” which discusses who if anyone owns a country's name, and ccTLD names, and related .com names. If nobody laughs in the wrong places, I may put it online after the conference, or I may wait until I get a more polished version.

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Good Thing He’s Joking

This Chun fellow could be very dangerous if we didn't all know that academic blurbs are written by university administrations and forced on unwilling shy and retiring academics.

That said, I genuinely believe that some of my colleagues really are the leading authorities on certain things. But better not to name names.

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