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Of the Vista of the alcohol it is

Perhaps because I grew up bilingual, I have always been very fond of machine translation stories. I posted my favorite machine translation joke a long time ago, so I won't repeat it here. It's amusing, though, that real life now approximates my joke, as you see from the Lost in Translation web site:

What happens when an English phrase is translated (by computer) back and forth between 5 different languages? The authors of the Systran translation software probably never intended this application of their program. As of September 2003, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations in another. But the software is not equipped for 10 consecutive translations of the same piece of text. The resulting half-English, half-foreign, and totally non sequitur response bears almost no resemblance to the original. Remember the old game of “Telephone”? Something is lost, and sometimes something is gained. Try it for yourself!

It's not a true game of multilingual 'telephone' since it translates the phrase back into English before each iteration instead of being a true round-robin, but it's nevertheless amusing to see what happens when you take a phrase like “out of sight, out of mind” and run it through five different translations:

Here's the first try:

Original English Text:
Out of sight, out of mind.

Translated to French:
Hors de la vue, hors de l'esprit.

Translated back to English:
Out of the sight, of the spirit.

Translated to German:
Aus dem Anblick des Geistes heraus.

Translated back to English:
From the sight of the spirit out.

Translated to Italian:
Dalla vista dello spirito fuori.

Translated back to English:
From the sight of the spirit outside.

Translated to Portuguese:
Da vista do espírito fora.

Translated back to English:
Of the sight of the spirit it are.

Translated to Spanish:
De la vista del alcohol está.

Translated back to English:
Of the Vista of the alcohol it is.


Including Asian languages gets us even farther afield:

Original English Text:
Out of sight, out of mind.

Translated to Japanese:
?????????

Translated back to English:
From vision from heart.

Translated to Chinese:
???????

Translated back to English:
From version from heart.

Translated to French:
De la version du coeur.

Translated back to English:
Version of the heart.

Translated to German:
Version des Inneren.

Translated back to English:
Version of the inside.

Translated to Italian:
Versione della parte interna.

Translated back to English:
Version of the inner part.

Translated to Portuguese:
Versão da parte interna.

Translated back to English:
Version of the internal part.

Translated to Spanish:
Versión de la parte interna.

Translated back to English:
Version of the internal part.

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A New Use for the ‘Backspace’ Key

Ed Bott comes through again, with another tip of the day for something simple that I never knew:

Move back to the last page: Your hands are on the keyboard and you want to quickly return to the previous page you were viewing in your browser window. Don't move your hand to the mouse – just press the Backspace key, which has the same effect as clicking the Back button on your browser's toolbar. (This tip works in both Internet Explorer and Firefox.)

Much easier than Alt-Left Arrow. Now, if there were an equally simple replacement for Alt-Right Arrow. And a nicer way to move among tabs in Firefox instead of Ctrl-tab, which I find to be a very awkward key combination.

And — my biggest wish at present — if only there were a tool that would let me search inside the text that I am posting to input boxes on web forms before I actually post it.

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Firefox 1.0.4

The latest bugsquash release is out.

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Handmedown Laptop Reborn Under Ubuntu Linux

Recently we came into possession of an old Dell Latitude laptop that my mother finally replaced with something more functional. By the time it came into my hands it was not doing too well. Loading a browser and trying to get to a web page took several minutes. Slow doesn't begin to describe it. That was a shame, as I'd kind of hoped to give it to the eight-year-old as a homework machine, which would have allowed me to give my equally creaky old laptop to the eleven-year-old for the same purpose.

The laptop was running Windows 2000, but the chip was a hardy PII/400, so that shouldn't have turned it into such a slug? Poking around a bit, I learned that it had only 128Mb of memory, which seemed like the likely culprit. Fortunately the 128Mb was all in one bank, leaving the other free. Last week I filled the empty bank it with a 256Mb SoDIMM, and all of a sudden the machine came to life. Sprang to life would be an exaggeration, but it was functional instead of a doorstop. But it didn't run win98 games or run fast, so it didn't seem the ideal machine for an eight year old.

For my next trick, I got a copy of the Ubuntu Linux Live CD. Ubuntu is an especially user-friendly Linux distribution built on the solid foundation of Debian. A Live CD is one you can run as a program, instead of as an install, to see if your devices will be recognized and to see what the look and feel will be like.

Ubuntu seemed to recognize everything out of the box except the wireless cardbus card. Unfortunately, there is no Ethernet connection on this elderly model, and I was a little nervous on relying on my limited nonexistent Unix configuration skills to make the wireless card go. A little Internet shopping revealed that the docking stations that used to sell for well over $100 now are being dumped, used, for peanuts, so I got one of those. Ubuntu saw the docking station port off the Live CD without a hitch.

Providentially, this week my kids both decided to learn HTML (I have studiously avoided prodding them to get interested in computer stuff; either they do or they don't). So when I told Younger Son that I could turn the machine into something that was “very good for web pages” and which had this fun worm game on it too (“Gnibbles”), he liked the sound of it.

So this weekend I installed it. No dual-boot, the hard drive is too small, just pop it in and go. The install took a long time, there was one error message about fonts, but everything seemed to Just Work when it was over — including recognizing both the Ethernet port AND the wireless card.

It's pretty cool. So far there have only been four minor problems:

  • There was no documentation that I could find on how to get the laptop to see my network printer that runs off a print server. I finally guessed it was a “Linux printer” (not the default choice), entered the IP number as the “host” and the obscure queue name in the queue, told it I had an HP1200, and bingo! up came a list of drivers, with the first on the list marked “recommended”. That didn't work. Choosing the second on the list, the first one with an “hp” name, did work.
  • Somehow, the eight-year-old managed to drag one of the menu bars off to the left side of the Gnome desktop, where they blew up into giant icons which chewed up a third of the desktop real estate. I was utterly unable to drag it back. Some googling found that someone else had this Gnomish issue, and that the only fix is to copy the icons to the main desktop, where the shrink to normal, delete the icons on the left, then create a new menu bar on the top. I did that, and it worked, but it was a very frustrating experience until I found the fix in a discussion group online.
  • Synaptic is a powerful and (relatively) friendly package manager, but it's not perfect yet. I tried to install a bunch of things onto the machine, and I have no idea where half of them went. They claimed to download fine, but when the install was over, for half of them there were no icons on the desktop, nor in the applications drop-down menus. Maybe if I install them one at a time….

Update (5/4): I think the problem has something to do with this Desktop file thing. But what if anything I can do about it remains opaque.

  • None of the firefox internal upgraders like “get more extentions”, “get more themes” or the firefox updater itself seem to work at all. They start up a window, but it stays resolutely blank. How do I install firefox extensions under Ubuntu?

But the eight year old seems very happy.

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Windows: Even When It’s Easy It Makes Me Grumpy

The horrible thing about my relationship with MS Windows is that you get so used to believing that so many simple things are unnecessarily hard (today's peeve: those dropdown boxes for directory/drive searches that are too small, and only go down from where it thinks you are). You get so used to doing it the hard way that you stop looking for easy ways, even when they exist (and when you finally find them it just makes you grumpier).

So, thank you Ed Bott for today's seemingly obvious Tip of the day: Instantly maximize any window:

Are you tired of trying to hit the tiny maximize/restore button in the top right corner of a window? There's an easier alternative: Double-click anywhere on the title bar. The entire title bar acts as an oversized toggle. Double-click to maximize the window; double-click again to restore the original window size.

I suppose that should teach me for smugly looking at so many of the past tips and saying “Well, of course, everyone knows that. But in fact, what I mostly feel is irritation: why wasn't this more obvious?

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Just to Tide You Over

No serious blogging today as I'm busy reading some pretty good stuff produced by my students. So here's the INQ's Top ten Firefox browser annoyances just to tide you over.

Update: Ed Bott calls this list “lame”. He's more than half right: the list leaves off the big stuff (like it's too darn slow to start up and could render faster, cf. Opera). But it does include three very fair critiques, I think:

1. Couldn't patches be patches rather than mega-downloads?

2. Thunderbird should be renamed Firefox Mail for marketing reasons, and available as a bundled download so I can give newbies a single URL.

3. And, most, importantly, programs in the suite should share the GRE better.

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