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Schiavo in Federal District Court – Tentative Thoughts and Guesses

I am not a federal courts scholar, although I'm interested enough in related issues to at least keep an eye on the subject. Ditto for federalism. And I've had the advantage of following some pretty high-powered exchanges on various email lists devoted to constitutional law. So here are some partly-informed thoughts, first on the constitutionality of the Schiavo bill, Public Law No: 109-3 (full text below), and second on what the federal court is likely to do with the case. If you are a regular reader of this blog, you may find some of my views surprising. (Note: Before reading further, you might wish to go visit the comprehensive factual account of the progress of the Schiavo case at Abstract Appeal.)

As I blogged on Sunday, my first somewhat knee-jerk reaction was that the Schiavo bill was incompatible with the Republican vision of strong federalism, a view that generally argues in principle (if so rarely in practice) for limited Congressional power over traditionally state domains of regulation, and which has enthusiastically greeted a set of Supreme Court decisions that restrict Congress's commerce clause power. I still think that's true. And it's a deserved shot, not a cheap one.

But so it's easy to point at others' hypocrisy, and only a little helpful at best. What about if the Schiavo Bill is held up to the view of federalism I hold? Does it pass muster? I think, at the end of the day, it does – although as I'll explain below I think, amazingly, the court will not actually need to address this question.

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I Am NOT Making This Up

The Florida legislature is in session. And the state is not flush with revenue.

Here's one of the ideas on how to solve that problem that's emerged: A Tax on Toilet Paper. The money would be used to upgrade sewer systems.

The jokes alone will kill it, however…

Update: Some seriously bad bills listed at Flablog.

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Something Went ‘Boom’ Near Tampa

Florida Sonic/Seismic Event via Cryptome:

Last night the USGS recorded an earthquake of unknown magnitude centered 2 km south of Tampa FL. The FAA was reported as saying this was a sonic boom cased by two F-18 fighter jets approaching MacDill AFB in Tampa. Anyone who has heard a sonic boom before (and living in Florida, we hear quite a few of them between the space shuttle landings and various military bases) will tell you what happened last night was much more than that.

At 7:41 pm EST, my 3-year old son and I were sitting on the couch when our sliding glass doors started to rattle. 10 seconds later the floor started vibrating, enough to send my son into a panic and inquire what was happening. Having been in earthquakes before, I assumed that's what it was. The entire event lasted about 30 seconds, and was felt in several surrounding counties. A sonic boom, no matter what creates it, is never more than a few seconds. I do not recall hearing the classic “thud” that accompanies the subsonic vibration, but I may have missed it…but the vibration lasted a good 25-30 seconds, and was severe enough to register on local seismic monitoring stations. You can varify the event at earthquake.usgs.gov.

Seeing as how the Air Force alerted the FAA with an explanation, you can probably deduce that this was some sort of military test and the F-18 sonic boom was the cover story. The event was reported in at least 8 surrounding counties, which is an area of a few hundred miles. Sonic booms are never heard or felt over an area that large, even when the space shuttle returns from orbit. Whatever it was, the military isn't giving us the full story, and as usual, the media is doing very little to find out what the real facts are. The Air Force spokesman was quoted as saying the jets would be departing either today or Sunday for the return trip, indicating we may have another “sonic boom”.

Bunker-buster anyone?

UPDATE: Actually, I my memory let me down on this one The bomb I was thinking of wasn't the nuclear bunker-buster, which admittedly is deployed out of Florida, but couldn't possibly have had such a small impact. The bomb I was trying to recall the name of is the “21,700-pound satellite-guided GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb, or MOAB” also known as the 'Mother of All Bombs'. That's the one that got test-dropped on Florida in Nov, 2003.

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Sorry to Ruin the Joke, But…

A chain of links led me to this funny site called Dumb Laws, where I found a number of really silly-sounding rules including the claim that in Florida,

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Well, I'm as willing to believe in the idiocy of the Florida Legislature as the next guy, but it made me a little suspicious that there was no citation to the source of this rule. Party-pooper that I am, I popped over to the Florida Statutes Annotated on Westlaw and searched for the words “elephant” and “elephants”. Not found.

Could it be the the “dumb” here is believing these are actual dumb laws?

(Hope these guys have done their research…)

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Bigots on the March

Green Cove Springs Florida (population 5,547) is just south of Jacksonville. It's a looong way from here, but it's not in the very northwest part of Florida, the western panhandle, which is culturally Alabama. So I would have expected just a little more enlightenment than it apparently has.

Green Cove enjoys a school administrator who won't allow a woman to appear in a school yearbook in a tuxedo. Because she's gay.

Rule are rules. Especially when made up on the spot (there are no written dress code rules in Green Cove regarding year book pictures).

Other top stories today in the Green Cove news:

  • Police Nab Jacksonville Beach Man in Sex Sting
  • Deputies: Clay County affordable housing official stole $40,000
  • Two Indicted in Slaying of Grandmother
  • One Charged, Brother Wanted For Putnam Attempted Murder

Amazon.com #1 bestseller for Green Cove this week

  • A National Party No More by Zell Miller

Well, if Zell Miller, king of the hate-fest, is their kind of guy, it all starts to make sense….

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Tallahassee Voter Power Grab DOA?

Flablog suggests that Jeb!'s attempt to get the power to control voter lists (see yesterday's item) may be DOA in the legislature, and provides quotes and links to prove it.

That would be nice.

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