Brad DeLong has renamed his blog to J. Bradford DeLong's Grasping Reality with a Prehensile Tail. (It used to be “J. Bradford DeLong's Grasping Reality with Both Hands.”) I am not making this up. I have known Brad since grade school and I can testify that if he has a prehensile tail, it is either a recent growth or he hid it very well.
Incidentally, the page I linked to above includes the following line, which I quote out of context since it is funnier that way:
But when I look at Senators Conrad and Gregg, I don't recognize fellow members of my species.
Perhaps they lack a tail?