Jewish Daily Forward, Michelle Obama Has a Rabbi in Her Family
Which reminds me of the old, old joke of the little old Jewish lady in NY city trying to cross Broadway, only to find a police barricade.
“Why,” she asked the cop standing there, “can't I cross the street?”
“It's because of the parade,” he replied.
“The parade? What parade?”
“The Jewish Lord Mayor of Dublin is coming to visit Hizzoner, and they're doing a parade to welcome him,” he said patiently.
“The Jewish Lord Mayor of Dublin?” [*]
“Only in America.”