Via Boing Boing comes news of a Voice-stress ice-cream dispenser that increases portions for the miserable:
Demitrios Kargotis unveiled his Mr Whippy machine at the Ars Technica festival in Linz. It's a self-serve frozen custard machine that doles out portion sizes based on the amount of misery it detects in a voice-stress analysis. The sadder you are, the more ice-cream you get.
I think every law school should have one of these!