I have no particular reason to think he'd be a good Senator, should he ever choose to run, but Al Franken does have a way with words:
They don't get it. We love America in a different way. You see, they love America the way a four-year-old loves her mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a four-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad, and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
From Chapter Five of Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.
(via The Liquid List)