The Poor Man: Kitty Kelley's Shocking Revelations has the goods:
Everybody is talking about Kitty Kelley's new book “The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Dynasty”. The scandal-hungry press is already salivating over rumors that the book will reveal George W. Bush's use of cocaine through the 1980's, the true story of his time in the National Guard, and the shocking details of the illegal abortion he procured for an ex-girlfriend. But the press doesn't know the half of it! I have obtained an advance copy of the book, and will now share the even more shocking revelations contained within!
Must be seen to be believed. And even then, it's hard to believe.