UM has another student blogger, Jason Wolf, who writes the ominously-named random acts of meanness.
And, indeed, I have a bone to pick with this new UM 1L already. In one of his first posts he disses Scotty's Landing, calling it the “worst restaurant on earth”. I'm sorry, it's not even close. Indeed, the food is perfectly OK, certainly no worse than lots of other places, and the view of the ocean and the Miami skyline is spectactular. Try it again some time when the weather is nicer.
Update: Consider, for example, Denny's, “Always open, always awful.”