Guess what really prompted this: CNN.com – Cheney curses senator over Halliburton criticism. (The curse was what kids call the 'F-word'.)
A) Cheney has seen latest GOP tracking polls and things look bleak. (Maybe like this)
B) Ill health.
D) Aides in Plame investigation not as loyal as hoped.
E) Boss is auditioning a replacement after impending resignation for ill health.
F) Senator Leahy is on to something.
G) Cheney always talks like that, but in the undisclosed location there's no one to tell the press.
Update: There were so many typos in this one, it reminded me why I don't offer bounties