November 11, 2005
I Laughed! I Cried!
Yesterday, a student told me a very funny joke that he made up:
What's the difference between an onion and the Bill of Rights?
Answer below...
George Bush cries when he cuts into an onion.
Posted by Michael : November 11, 2005 07:46 AM | Completely Different | TechnoLinks
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What's the difference between an onion and an innocent civilian's (infidel's) throat?
The Islamofascist cries when he cuts into an onion.
Nawww...there's no liberal groupthink at UM Law!?
Posted by: Bricklayer at November 11, 2005 12:16 PMThere may be "liberal groupthink" but at least we understand the meeting of rights and will give them to those that deserve and require them...That's what "free" really means...
Posted by: Aaron at November 11, 2005 08:31 PMIs Bricklayer saying that Bush is equivalent to a terrorist murderer? Seems strange but I guess he has the right (for now).
Posted by: Mojo at November 11, 2005 10:01 PMFunny, but not realistic.
Considering that George Bush has to have other people be President for him, it's doubtful he's ever cut his own onion.
Posted by: Max at November 11, 2005 11:23 PM"Putting all that aside, I don't want to dwell on constitutional analysis, because our view has never been that civil liberties are necessarily coextensive with constitutional rights. Conversely, I guess the fact that something is mentioned in the Constitution doesn't necessarily mean that it is a fundamental civil liberty."
Nadine Strossen, ACLU President.
That joke would be *so* much funnier, if the ACLU weren't standing at the next cutting board over...
Posted by: Brett Bellmore at November 13, 2005 02:21 PM