(via the ‘Yucks’ list)
Jon Schwartz writes, Russian Oligarch Boris Berezovsky Wanted to Turn My Joke Into Reality. The joke is
One of my core political beliefs is that there would still be a Soviet Union if they’d been smart enough to have two communist parties that agreed on everything except abortion.
Obviously that’s a joke about the U.S., where we have two capitalist parties that largely agree on everything. The exceptions are issues that matter a lot to the regular people who make up the two parties’ bases, but are largely irrelevant to party elites who fund and run both of them.
I first heard a version of this in the early seventies, when someone told me what was already an old saw about Kwame Nkrumah being interviewed by an American reporter for the AP shortly after taking Ghana to a one-part state in 1964.
“Don’t you believe in democracy, sir?” the reporter asked.
“Oh you Americans,” Nkrumah supposedly replied, “You already have a one-party state, but with typical American excess you have two of them.”
Update: It seems I’ve blogged this joke before. More American excess?
John Oliver interviews Edward Snowden.
Warning: Not utterly safe for all workspaces….
I don’t know why, but this video made me laugh a lot. The setup is that I got to it via a post by Valdis Kletnieks to the North American Network Operators Group (Nanog) crediting Lauren Weinstein for sharing “a pointer to this video of one of the stranger failure modes I’ve ever seen…..”
I guess the downside is that someone is going to be very disappointed come winter.
Weird Al to the rescue:
Easy to adapt for any law school.
Bonus points if you can identify the band whose music this plays off.
Mega-bonus points for anyone spotting the first firm to use this at a meeting without irony.
Something reminded me of Peter Cook’s Coal Miner Sketch today. The first time I heard it I was literally gasping from not getting air due to laughing so hard.
I suppose I should warn the sensitive that there are occasional mentions of nudity.
(Here’s a different, later version. It’s funny too, and shorter. I think it may be closer to the version I first heard.)