September 27, 2006
We Can Relax Now: Bush To Unveil Plan to Solve Global Warming
It seems that George Bush has a secret plan in the works to address climate change that he is going to unveil as an October Surprise in order to try to swing the mid-term elections.
He's going to invade the sun!
Posted by Michael : September 27, 2006 12:00 AM | Completely Different | TechnoLinks
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An aide pointed out to him that the temperature would become extreme as the sun was approached, but Bush had an answer-- "We'll do it at night."
Posted by: Dave Howard at September 27, 2006 12:37 AMDespite criticism that Mars has nothing to do with global warming and is, in fact, farther away from the sun than Earth, the administration continues to insist that we must first reach Mars, calling it "a central front in the war on things we don't understand."
Posted by: Kiril at September 27, 2006 02:21 AM