It’s going around the Internet as the Best blond(e) joke ever…but a lot depends on how you tell it.
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Bad Prof!!!!
Really bad prof!!
My secretary told me a blond joke about her blond daughter. It goes like this: My secretary and her brunete daughter were sitting around telling blond jokes when the blond daughter asked them what brunetes do on Friday night.
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stop picking on blondes! I know some very intelligent blondes! How does haircolor determine a person to be stupid and flaky. Stop these blond jokes. there insulting and rude.
stop picking on blondes! I know some very intelligent blondes! How does haircolor determine a person to be stupid and flaky. Stop these blond jokes. there insulting and rude.
Funny! But you gave yourself away by spelling “They’re” as “there”.