Humorless Border Police. Where Have I Seen That Before?

Twitter news: US bars friends over Twitter joke. Spotted via Slashdot.

US special agents monitoring Twitter spotted Leigh Van Bryan’s messages weeks before he left for a holiday in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.

The Department of Homeland Security flagged up Leigh as a potential threat when he posted a Twitter message to his pals ahead of his trip to Hollywood.

It read: “Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America”.

He was also quizzed about another tweet which quoted hit US comedy Family Guy and said: “3 weeks today, we’re totally in LA p*ssing people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up!”

Agents even checked the pair’s cases for SPADES and suspected that Emily was to act as “lookout” while Leigh raided the film beauty’s tomb.

Serious note: I suppose once seized of the information about the first Tweet the decision to detain and question cannot be said to be absurd. The decision to jail and deport on the other hand does seem quite absurd.

And why are we spending the money to monitor all future UK tourists’ tweets? Obviously because we know that terrorists have a propensity to announce their plans on Twitter. In English. Stands to reason, really, given that Twitter is (or was) a tool used by revolutionaries….

Related: DHS’s Publicly Available Social Media Monitoring and Situational Awareness Initiative Update (Jan. 6, 2011)

Image from Negotiation is Over.

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One Response to Humorless Border Police. Where Have I Seen That Before?

  1. John Flood says:

    I suppose Oscar Wilde could get away with declaring his genius at the border, but that may well have been the last time any border/customs guard displayed or appreciated any humor.

    I’m imagining a stand up comic with a roomful of border guards or Homeland Security and not a giggle in sight…..sigh…..

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