Run For Your Lives!

Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe:

An accidental release of highly dilute homeopathic waste from a research institute in Swindon has led to calls for the centre to be shut down. Plant operators have admitted responsibility for massive safety blunders after a spilled drop of an enormously dilute test product was cleaned by a caretaker, and in complete disregard of all safety procedures, allowed to enter the water system after he emptied his mop bucket down the drain.

And as we all know, the more dilute it gets, the more powerful it gets…

Next to the Plant are seven abandoned Fire Engines – exposed to such dangerously low concentrations of homeopathic contamination that they can never be used again – they will eventually be entombed in concrete where they lie.

Local Fire Chief, Boutros-Boutros Jones gave a frank account of the current situation; ‘We have to accept that we’ve lost the battle locally, two water treatment works may never be safe to use again, but the fight to contain this and prevent further dilution is still on. Clearly if this reaches the sea, it’s game over.’

It never ceases to amaze me when I visit there just how popular homeopathic remedies are in France.

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One Response to Run For Your Lives!

  1. Jorge says:

    O.M.G. !!1! ( sets hair on fire) if that reaches the Thames the Atlantic is next, then the East Coast… Thank Jebus for the Bermuda Triangle, Miami will be safe.

    What if the Delusion makes it’s way to the Panama Canal?

    The Pacific is doomed doomed I tell you.

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