My research assistant should have been studying for his finals, but instead he posted a pointer to a very funny, and overly true, law review article about finals. See Barsk, Law School Professors Have Humor Too (citing C. Steven Bradford, The Gettysburg Address As Written By Law Students Taking An Exam, 86 Nw. U. L. Rev. 1094 (1992)).
Update: Prof. Bradford's list of publications and presentations contains a promient disclaimer:
WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT READING WORKS BY PROFESSOR BRADFORD RESULTS IN LUNACY AND MAY CAUSE COMPLICATIONS IN PREGNANT WOMEN. DO NOT OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE WHILE READING, AS READING MAY PRODUCE EXTREME DROWSINESS.
I bet he's a hoot in class.
Since you have me as a student next semester I’ll give you the heads up that I’m a grammarian.