The document states:
- The only foreign government “on the record supporting John Kerry” is North Korea [The “record” of “support” consists of broadcasting his speeches on state radio … proves Kerry is a Commie, right?];
- “Former French Environment Minister Is Kerry’s First Cousin” [He's worse than a Commie — he's French!]
- Coldplay supports Kerry [Not entirely clear what this proves, but it must be awful].
Parody or travesty? You decide.